The Photos Are Out, And You Are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

People is releasing their $14million spread of Brad and Angelina’s new twins, and THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR BABIES.

I’m totally loving how on various other celebrity blogs, commenters are saying things like, “What’s the big deal?  They look like any other babies” as if they expected something completely new and different.  Like, they actually thought these babies would look like superbabies or alienbabies or something. They seem genuinely shocked at the normalness of these babies. 

I kind of expected them to look pretty much exactly like they look, which is like babies.

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10 Responses to “The Photos Are Out, And You Are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS”


  1. 1 Dani

    Exactly. People get so crazy over this stupid stuff. Also, if I’m being honest, I think Levi McConaughey is cuter. I know…blasphemy!

  2. 2 dcbooknurse

    I think it’s sweet that they bought Shilo her own baby so she wouldn’t feel left out.

  3. 3 wordwych

    Was I hallucinating years back, shortly after Angelina adopted Maddox and jettisoned Billy Bob, when she said she would never have children because there were already too many children who needed loving parents? I’m not begrudging her the biological kids, but I swear I remember her talking about adopting children from third world countries and saying she would never have children of her own because somewhere a baby she could have adopted would go motherless.

    Oh well. At least she can support these kids. Better she should have a herd of them than, say, Britney.

  4. 4 Wise

    You mean they’re not radiating with glory? You mean their skin is not giving off the glow of the heavens? Pity.

  5. 5 Christine

    Wordwych, yeah, I would say something like that too if I had just broken up with Billy Bob. I can just imagine him telling her he wanted to have a baby and her using that as an excuse and then going out and adopting Maddox as proof of her word.

    That was also many movies, millions of dollars, a man ago, and a whole bunch of nannies ago. She can afford to have a dozen more kids adopted and her own if she wants. I just can’t see her and brad cavorting around the world without relying on a butt load of nannies doing 90% of the child rearing.

  6. 6 wordwych

    Christine, LOL! If I were her, I’d look back at Billy Bob as a classic “WTF was I thinking????” period of insanity. I think, though, that he got the willies and wanted to split after she pushed forward on adopting Maddox. Whatever happened, I’m sure that you’re right about the fleet of nannies.

  7. 7 mlm

    Shiloh sure is cute, but what a horrible name!

  8. 8 Mikey

    How can people be so facinated with pictures of celebrity spawn??? When some “Doctor to the Stars” starts offering genetically engineered babies with lips bigger than Angelina’s, and footlong schlongs and such, maybe this would be interesting. Creating celebrities with functioning brains would make it really interesting!

    mlm: Agreed. Naming babies after Civil War battlefields is always a bad idea.

  9. 9 Buckeye Bob

    As hard as I try, I just can not care any less.

  10. 10 Dame's Sista

    Personally, I think these two are GENIUS! They know how PSYCHO people are about catching glimpses of them and their kiddos doing whatever, so they totally use it to further their causes (by donating the 14mil). Many Americans just need to GET A LIFE…while tons of people in other countries are just struggling to live, period. Keep manipulating the system, Brad and Angelina!

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