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	<title>Comments on: Best Reason To Call 911 EVER</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mlm</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/04/best-reason-to-call-911-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6150</link>
		<dc:creator>mlm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They had a recording of another 911 call on the local radio here this morning of a woman who called from Burger King because they didn't get her order right. Then, they took phone calls from people about their "craziest 911 stories". There were many doozies, including the elderly woman who kept calling from the nursing home when the orderlies couldn't get to her to take her to the bathroom fast enough! The director finally talked to her children and said they would take her phone away if this didn't stop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They had a recording of another 911 call on the local radio here this morning of a woman who called from Burger King because they didn&#8217;t get her order right. Then, they took phone calls from people about their &#8220;craziest 911 stories&#8221;. There were many doozies, including the elderly woman who kept calling from the nursing home when the orderlies couldn&#8217;t get to her to take her to the bathroom fast enough! The director finally talked to her children and said they would take her phone away if this didn&#8217;t stop.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/04/best-reason-to-call-911-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6148</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some subways have drive-thrus.  And we all know that a drive thru will never get your order correct.  And we use them for the convenience, right, or the times I am driving in my pjs. (Don't ask) By the time we realize that the order is wrong, it is inconvenient to return and we are pissed.  But calling 911? What a buffoon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some subways have drive-thrus.  And we all know that a drive thru will never get your order correct.  And we use them for the convenience, right, or the times I am driving in my pjs. (Don&#8217;t ask) By the time we realize that the order is wrong, it is inconvenient to return and we are pissed.  But calling 911? What a buffoon!</p>
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		<title>By: wordwych</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/04/best-reason-to-call-911-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6133</link>
		<dc:creator>wordwych</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow - I hope there is never an actual vote for Best 911 Call. I'd go insane trying to choose between this guy, or that cop who stole the pot and then called 911 to report "I think we're dead...time is moving really slowly."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow - I hope there is never an actual vote for Best 911 Call. I&#8217;d go insane trying to choose between this guy, or that cop who stole the pot and then called 911 to report &#8220;I think we&#8217;re dead&#8230;time is moving really slowly.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: JC</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/04/best-reason-to-call-911-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6111</link>
		<dc:creator>JC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm with Reginald.  I expect a little more from someone who is referred to as a "sandwich artist".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Reginald.  I expect a little more from someone who is referred to as a &#8220;sandwich artist&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/04/best-reason-to-call-911-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6086</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The fact that they took the turkey footlong off the $5 menu is criminal enough...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fact that they took the turkey footlong off the $5 menu is criminal enough&#8230;</p>
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