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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t Squeeze the Holmes-min&#8230;Screw you, Mr. Whipple!  Squeeze Away!</title>
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		<title>By: The Question On Everyone&#8217;s Mind at The Mock Dock</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/dont-squeeze-the-holmes-minscrew-you-mr-whipple-squeeze-away/#comment-8996</link>
		<dc:creator>The Question On Everyone&#8217;s Mind at The Mock Dock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] missing him.  I know.  You&#8217;ve been suffering withdrawal symptoms from not getting to read Holmes&#8217; conversations with his own head, and his posts about midgets, and tales of Holmes Jr. and Holmesita.  I know.   And those calf [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] missing him.  I know.  You&#8217;ve been suffering withdrawal symptoms from not getting to read Holmes&#8217; conversations with his own head, and his posts about midgets, and tales of Holmes Jr. and Holmesita.  I know.   And those calf [...]</p>
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		<title>By: sammie</title>
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		<dc:creator>sammie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So sammie, why don't you like Holmes?

I don't know Holmes, so how can I not like him?

Well, you seem to have some sort of beef.

No, not a beef...just more of an observation.

You've never seen him, so it must be an observation about his writing.

Yes.  It is always about himself. 

But he's a damn good writer.

Yes, he is.  I never said he wasn't.  But his subject matter is redundant.  

Aren't all bloggers like that?

A lot, but not all.  

Well, if you don't like his writing, don't read it.

Good point.  It's not that easy though. He's intriguing, and like I said, he's a good writer, so I usually do read his posts.  Sometimes I even find myself nodding along at his bizarre musings.  I just think he should point his laser-fine gaze outward sometimes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So sammie, why don&#8217;t you like Holmes?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know Holmes, so how can I not like him?</p>
<p>Well, you seem to have some sort of beef.</p>
<p>No, not a beef&#8230;just more of an observation.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve never seen him, so it must be an observation about his writing.</p>
<p>Yes.  It is always about himself. </p>
<p>But he&#8217;s a damn good writer.</p>
<p>Yes, he is.  I never said he wasn&#8217;t.  But his subject matter is redundant.  </p>
<p>Aren&#8217;t all bloggers like that?</p>
<p>A lot, but not all.  </p>
<p>Well, if you don&#8217;t like his writing, don&#8217;t read it.</p>
<p>Good point.  It&#8217;s not that easy though. He&#8217;s intriguing, and like I said, he&#8217;s a good writer, so I usually do read his posts.  Sometimes I even find myself nodding along at his bizarre musings.  I just think he should point his laser-fine gaze outward sometimes.</p>
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		<title>By: Pris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh what a wondrous place would the world be with teachers like Holmes... 

And oh how thrilling the movie scene with screenplays written by Him!

(and I'm only partially jokin')


Now excuse me but I gotta put in my nappin' contribution here @ my cubicle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh what a wondrous place would the world be with teachers like Holmes&#8230; </p>
<p>And oh how thrilling the movie scene with screenplays written by Him!</p>
<p>(and I&#8217;m only partially jokin&#8217;)</p>
<p>Now excuse me but I gotta put in my nappin&#8217; contribution here @ my cubicle.</p>
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