http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:45:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-7133 Paris Hilton Needs A Vacation at The Mock Dock Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:49:47 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-7133 [...] you guys all know that I was a Paris Hilton fan for approximately 3 minutes, after she did that rebuttal ad to McCain’s commercial.  That was genius.  But my respect for her was short lived, because, [...] [...] you guys all know that I was a Paris Hilton fan for approximately 3 minutes, after she did that rebuttal ad to McCain’s commercial.  That was genius.  But my respect for her was short lived, because, [...]

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6236 Anonymous Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:22:20 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6236 Did I say a naughty word? Okay, alcoholic beverage napkin. Did I say a naughty word? Okay, alcoholic beverage napkin.

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6235 Wiggity Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:20:58 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6235 Do you think she really came up with this plan all on her lonesome? She must have pieced together all the notes she made on her cocktail napkins while she was out clubbing and came up with this wonderful speech. Great parody regardless. Do you think she really came up with this plan all on her lonesome? She must have pieced together all the notes she made on her ****tail napkins while she was out clubbing and came up with this wonderful speech. Great parody regardless.

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6220 That Girl Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:39:17 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6220 Holy flying pigs, Batman. Paris Hilton just gave a better energy plan than Obama and Nancy Pelosi. What is this world coming to?! Holy flying pigs, Batman. Paris Hilton just gave a better energy plan than Obama and Nancy Pelosi. What is this world coming to?!

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6211 mlm Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:20:12 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6211 Buckeye Bob, you took the words right out of my mouth, as it was hanging open when I saw the video on the news this morning. She sounded intelligent and well-spoken, which we all know she can't possibly be. It probably had to take 45-50 takes for her to get this down. I feel sorry for the editor of the video! Buckeye Bob, you took the words right out of my mouth, as it was hanging open when I saw the video on the news this morning. She sounded intelligent and well-spoken, which we all know she can’t possibly be. It probably had to take 45-50 takes for her to get this down. I feel sorry for the editor of the video!

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6188 Dame Aufschneider Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:09:58 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6188 Curse you FunnyOrDie...you confused my brain this morning. Jerks. I can't be laughing and smiling approvingly at a video of Paris Hilton! I'm mellllllllllllllting.... Curse you FunnyOrDie…you confused my brain this morning. Jerks. I can’t be laughing and smiling approvingly at a video of Paris Hilton! I’m mellllllllllllllting….

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6185 Pris Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:06:13 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6185 She didn't really sound smart to me... parrots can memorize words too. I'd rather give my vote to a parrot. She didn’t really sound smart to me… parrots can memorize words too. I’d rather give my vote to a parrot.

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6182 Captain Ana Banana Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:32:43 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6182 Wow. She actually has a few brain cells. Wow. She actually has a few brain cells.

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6180 Buckeye Bob Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:00:16 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6180 That's Hot! I wonder how many takes for each sentence and how long to piece all the takes together? That’s Hot!
I wonder how many takes for each sentence and how long to piece all the takes together?

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/05/speaking-of-paris-hilton/#comment-6177 Lioness Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:24:28 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3118#comment-6177 I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I don't want to think that she actually has brain matter with which to even pronounce the words she's spouting. I'm too anti-Paris. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I don’t want to think that she actually has brain matter with which to even pronounce the words she’s spouting. I’m too anti-Paris.

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