Did you ever see a picture that just totally made your brain hurt from all of the possible captions that could go with it? One that you couldn’t stop looking at, even though the last thing in the world you wanted to do was look at it? A photo whose image would be forever seared into your memory, regardless of how much you willed yourself to forget you ever saw it?
Welcome to this photo.
As always, mockdock love to the best caption.
Okay Boys, let this be a lesson for you. This is going to be life AFTER prison as well.
i got excited and thought it was the two gangsta lovers from this picture ( http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sp32-20080727-211345.jpg ) again, but, alas, i don’t see any tattoos on the arms of the first guys. oh well, i guess that just means that the gangstas are spreading the love. huzzah gangsta love <3
Gangstas that bathe together, stay together.
I’m a little taken aback by the size of the “little spoon”’s head. Why is it sooo much smaller than that of the “big spoon”? I wish I could have this picture on my desktop at work. Stupid sexual harassment…
This image gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Blood in, Blood out.”
*shudder*
Gasp. Does anyone think this looks like father and son?
I thought it was the couple from that other post too!
Live and let love…. gangsta love…
If they’d only spread peace too!
They could film a movie and call it
American Bathtub X.
Since Loofas are banned in prison, your cellmates goatee is the next best thing.
“Orale homes, it feels so tickly on my back! Ooh, look macho para la camera, vato!”
HAHAHA Prison Guard that was the best!
Here we see Carlos and Miguel from Mexico as they continue to practice in their quest for the gold medal in the 2-man bobsled.
Know how to seperate the men from the boys?
Evidently no one else did either.
What cracks me up is that Google Ads lists bathtubs and bathtub reglazing services in the righthand margin….lol
Prison Guard, I never noticed that before, good catch. There’s also a “Life Alert” add. “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get off.”
Grout!
Not only are they complete with matching facial hair and tattoos, they also have very lovely matching tennis bracelets.
As Eduardo and little Manuelito sat embracing each other in that cozy bubble bath, they both couldn’t help but think that what they had together was so much more special before their release from prison. Their expression of love to each other, albeit tender and warm, did not have the same sense of urgency without the presence of three leering prison guards and a shiv caressing the side of Manuelito’s neck.
At once realizing this cold hard truth, they both decided that moving on was perhaps better than Eduardo moving in to Manuelito’s tiny one-bedroom cold-water flat. The next day, Eduardo packed his five Hanes Beefy-T’s and three pair of Dickies chino khakis, gave Manuelito a kiss on the forehead, caught the next bus 10 long minutes later, and left the best thing that had ever happened to him.
Korean scientists announce the first successful attempt at commercial human cloning.
“After God gave me all my Mini-Boogers, I knew I had to try and clone my best friend, Butch, who was lost in a tragic tattooing incident last November,” says clone client Bernan McKinney. “Yes, I know there are many, many abandoned hairless, tattooed fellas in the world looking for the love and friendship I could provide, but i could not live without my Butchie. And now I have two.”
Too many good ones to pick just one. Mockdock love to everyone!