Comments on: Cute New Couple Alert! http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:42:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Mockarena http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6401 Mockarena Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:27:46 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6401 Too many good ones to pick just one. Mockdock love to everyone! Too many good ones to pick just one. Mockdock love to everyone!

]]> By: rosie too http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6389 rosie too Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:24:31 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6389 Korean scientists announce the first successful attempt at commercial human cloning. "After God gave me all my Mini-Boogers, I knew I had to try and clone my best friend, Butch, who was lost in a tragic tattooing incident last November," says clone client Bernan McKinney. "Yes, I know there are many, many abandoned hairless, tattooed fellas in the world looking for the love and friendship I could provide, but i could not live without my Butchie. And now I have two." Korean scientists announce the first successful attempt at commercial human cloning.

“After God gave me all my Mini-Boogers, I knew I had to try and clone my best friend, Butch, who was lost in a tragic tattooing incident last November,” says clone client Bernan McKinney. “Yes, I know there are many, many abandoned hairless, tattooed fellas in the world looking for the love and friendship I could provide, but i could not live without my Butchie. And now I have two.”

]]> By: jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6375 jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:23:43 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6375 As Eduardo and little Manuelito sat embracing each other in that cozy bubble bath, they both couldn't help but think that what they had together was so much more special before their release from prison. Their expression of love to each other, albeit tender and warm, did not have the same sense of urgency without the presence of three leering prison guards and a shiv caressing the side of Manuelito's neck. At once realizing this cold hard truth, they both decided that moving on was perhaps better than Eduardo moving in to Manuelito's tiny one-bedroom cold-water flat. The next day, Eduardo packed his five Hanes Beefy-T's and three pair of Dickies chino khakis, gave Manuelito a kiss on the forehead, caught the next bus 10 long minutes later, and left the best thing that had ever happened to him. As Eduardo and little Manuelito sat embracing each other in that cozy bubble bath, they both couldn’t help but think that what they had together was so much more special before their release from prison. Their expression of love to each other, albeit tender and warm, did not have the same sense of urgency without the presence of three leering prison guards and a shiv caressing the side of Manuelito’s neck.

At once realizing this cold hard truth, they both decided that moving on was perhaps better than Eduardo moving in to Manuelito’s tiny one-bedroom cold-water flat. The next day, Eduardo packed his five Hanes Beefy-T’s and three pair of Dickies chino khakis, gave Manuelito a kiss on the forehead, caught the next bus 10 long minutes later, and left the best thing that had ever happened to him.

]]> By: amanda http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6367 amanda Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:32:37 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6367 Not only are they complete with matching facial hair and tattoos, they also have very lovely matching tennis bracelets. Not only are they complete with matching facial hair and tattoos, they also have very lovely matching tennis bracelets.

]]> By: Holmes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6355 Holmes Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:52:25 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6355 Grout! Grout!

]]> By: Buckeye Bob http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6346 Buckeye Bob Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:47:17 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6346 Prison Guard, I never noticed that before, good catch. There's also a "Life Alert" add. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get off." Prison Guard, I never noticed that before, good catch. There’s also a “Life Alert” add. “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get off.”

]]> By: Prison Guard (not my real occupation) http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6345 Prison Guard (not my real occupation) Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:37:41 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6345 What cracks me up is that Google Ads lists bathtubs and bathtub reglazing services in the righthand margin....lol What cracks me up is that Google Ads lists bathtubs and bathtub reglazing services in the righthand margin….lol

]]> By: Buckeye Bob http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6334 Buckeye Bob Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:00:03 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6334 Know how to seperate the men from the boys? Evidently no one else did either. Know how to seperate the men from the boys?
Evidently no one else did either.

]]> By: mlm http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6327 mlm Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:24:06 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6327 Here we see Carlos and Miguel from Mexico as they continue to practice in their quest for the gold medal in the 2-man bobsled. Here we see Carlos and Miguel from Mexico as they continue to practice in their quest for the gold medal in the 2-man bobsled.

]]> By: Pris http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/cute-new-couple-alert/#comment-6324 Pris Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:15:14 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3153#comment-6324 HAHAHA Prison Guard that was the best! HAHAHA Prison Guard that was the best!

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