Guess Who’s A Daddy?

Does this creep you out as much as it does me?

Clay Aiken is the proud father of Parker Foster Aiken, a boy, who was born at 8:08 on 08/08/08.  Freeeeaky.

He intends to raise the kid with the mom, with whom he did not engage in relations of a sexual nature but instead used in vitro to impregnate.  They are not romantically involved, because he is of course as gay as the day is long.

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13 Responses to “Guess Who’s A Daddy?”


  1. 1 Captain Ana Banana

    If three 6′s is supposed to be the sign of the devil, then are 5 8′s supposed to be the sign of gayness?

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  2. 2 amanda

    Hell hath officially frozen over.

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  3. 3 amanda

    One more thing, I think it’s hilarious that some people call him Clay Gay-ken. :D

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  4. 4 Captain Ana Banana

    Or as Lisa Lampanelli once said: “The only thing that’s Aiken is his ass.”

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  5. 5 wordwych

    It’s just too scary to think about. Really, my brain won’t go there. Must be self-preservation instinct kicking in or something.

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  6. 6 Diana

    Odd. He looks like David Crosby.

    That squint is freaking me out more than the idea of Clay Aiken fathering a child.

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  7. 7 SnarkyBritches

    Seriously – what’s wrong with a gay man wanting to have a child? So he found someone willing to deal with the gestation part… he’s lucky.

    Still looks creepy, though…

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  8. 8 Lioness

    His teeth look like dentures…

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  9. 9 Tammy

    This seriously creeps me out for some reason, and I have nothing against a gay man wanting to be a father. But Clay? Ewwww. He looks more like a girl then I do.

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  10. 10 Captain Ana Banana

    I don’t know why, but if I squint he kinda looks like a young gay version of Donald Trump. Maybe that’s why I’m so creeped out by him.

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  11. 11 Sunshyndrmr

    he has very puffy gums, like they are infected. ick! imagine what his breath smells like as he’s singing to the baby. he think it’s falling asleep, it’s really passing out

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  12. 12 mlm

    Sunshyndrmr–You beat me to it! It looks like they even have some dark PURPLE areas on them! Yechhh!

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  13. 13 Monica

    All I can say is… Eww…

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