If you’re a guy, you know what you should probably avoid, if at all possible?
Having relations of a sexual nature with park benches. Not a good idea. But that’s what some 41 year old schlub from Hong Kong did the other night, and it landed him in the hospital. ALONG WITH THE PARK BENCH.
Apparently, he tried to stick his wee-wee in one of the holes of the park bench, got a little too excited and, you know, expanded beyond the capacity of said hole, and became stuck. A team of rescuers ended up having to cut the park bench from the ground and take it, with the dude inextricably attached to it, to the hopsital.
Four hours later, this dude got separated from the bench, an hour shy, apparently, from having to have his wee-wee lopped off. No word yet on the condition of the park bench.
You can actually watch video footage of the rescue operation here. It’s only interesting if you either speak chinese or enjoy hearing a 41 year old dude moan a lot.
At least the dude didn’t get arrested like the American who had sex with a picnic table (i presume he violated the hole where the sun umbrella goes). Said table was in proximity to an elementary school which got the local authorities a bit excited.
Look how sexy that bench is, it was asking for it.
Ha, Ha, 4 hours, Damn Viagra!
But on a serious note they could have got him loose a lot quicker just by showing him a photo of Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse.
What *is* it with these guys and park benches? In what way are they remotely sexy enough to turn someone on?
Saw the video. I wonder, why weren’t any of those dudes laughing? Yes, it is a disgrace to the public eye to, you know, get your wee-wee stuck in a park bench. But those workers were taking their job WAY too seriously on a dude who’s most likely gonna be arrested anyway.
Is it just me or do the holes on the bench look a tad too small for a normal sized eggroll? No wonder the thing got stuck…
I think it’s not much the irresistible attractiveness of park benches, picnic tables or swimming pool’s pipes… some guys I guess see anything that resembles a hole and that’s it, the GOTTA do it!
What’s wrong with men? Seriously!! How many women go around using public objects to get off???
As George Carlin used to say…”Some guys will F&^* anything”
Wow…the things a guy will subject himself to. Wasn’t it Robin Williams who said that God expressed a wicked sense of humor by giving a man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time?
Wait…He didn’t lose his erection in all that time? With all those people seeing him? You think it would have died of embarrassment or something.