It has taken a while, but I have finally realized what bugs me about Jessica Biel. I saw this picture of her, and when you first look at it, you think, “Well now. Doesn’t Jessica Biel look pretty here? Her hair looks nice, she has pretty skin, just the right amount of make-up, good teeth…yes. She looks pretty.” But then you know what I realized?
Her upper lip looks like a piece of ham.
THAT is what has been preventing me from thinking she’s actually pretty. I can finally rest.
you are totally correct. she is actually pretty but when she smiles big her lip does something funny
That pale ‘ham’ colored lipstick does nothing to help the matter!
I think the square shape at the tip of her nose is actually more disturbing than the ham-lip effect…
There is something decidedly off-putting about that lip. I frankly don’t think she is all that attractive anyway. If I were a lesbian, I wouldn’t find her fantasy-worthy because of her looks or from what I’ve seen of her “talent.”
yeah…but the booty
If we’re going to mock her, then we must really mock Justin Timberlake. Sorry, but I do NOT understand the love for him. That could be due to the fact that I like MEN rather than boys with girls’ voices, but… Sigh. Hammy and Justin Timberfemme seem perfectly matched.
her lips look like they are in the wrong place, they need to switch.
the top one is bigger than the bottom one and thats not right. just like the big tow should be THE big toe. no toe should be bigger than the big toe, its just unnatural! no bottom lips should be smaller than the top!