I’ve gotten like 62 messages about the crazy dog cloning woman I posted about a few days ago. So clearly, you are all very interested in hearing our thoughts about the latest development, being, of course, that this lady had a mormon missionary man slave 31 years ago.
So the story goes that she met a mormon missionary man in college, and when he went off on his missionary trip, she followed him, and with the help of a friend, abducted him and handcuffed him to a bed in some house and forced him to have all kinds of relations of a sexual nature with her. She said at the time, “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”
She later said that the missionary man was a willing participant and there was no way she could force him to do anything, claiming, “I didn’t rape no 300-pound man. He was built like a Green Bay Packer.”
You guys, I know this is like, a big deal and all, but frankly I find the whole puppy cloning thing waaaaay more alarming than her sexual exploits. The chick is flat crazy, no question about it.
My favorite part of this article is the end, where some dude who knew of this crazy chick back in the day, said, “She’s ugly as sin now, but sure enough, that’s her.” LOVE.
I believe the purpose of sharing that article with you was simply to prove your deductive skills: She is, undoubtedly, whacktastic–and now you have proof beyond wasting $50K on puppy clones.
wow she is really a lot crazier than we thought at first.
So what’s next? Cloning humans? Or euthanizing orphan children when the shelter runs out of room? This is all a travesty that should never have taken place. This woman is disturbing!
I posted about her previous exploits,too, and R is correct. My purpose in pointing it out was to reinforce your statement that the woman is a wacko.
She may be ugly as sin now, but she wasn’t exactly an oil painting when she was young, either.
I love how she says, “It’s taken years of therapy to get over this”. What about that poor guy she made into a sex slave. He must be damaged for life. Makes me shudder to think about.
I’m one of the mockers who sent a link to an article about this whack-job’s sordid past. What, for me, started out as utter disgust and fury at this woman’s ridiculous selfishness and irresponsibility has now become a morbid fascination. This woman is proof that truth is far stranger, weirder and more impossibly whacked-out than fiction. Had I read of this woman as a character in a novel (or seen her as a character in a TV show/film), I would have never, ever found it believable. It would have seemed just too over-the-top. I say that from the perspective of someone who reads a lot of fantasy and horror fiction. Vampires, supernatural boogey monsters, whack-jobs running amok with chainsaws, wizards, intelligent luggage - none of these things even come close to the over-the-topness of this crazy chick! I just wonder what the Koreans, who cut her a deal on the cloning in exchange for her agreement that she’ll endorse their cloning services, think about her history of stalking, abduction and rape.
It kind of begs the question how she came into money. $50,000 is nothing to sniff at, and it’s probably safe to assume she didn’t blow her life savings to get those non-identical clone puppies. What kind of line of work is she in where she can make such cash, with no real background check; and how can I get in?
Oh, and is it just me or does she kind of remind you Sally Struthers?
Maybe she made her money by being a Sally Struthers impersonator?
Yeah, it does kinda make you wonder where she got the money. I doubt that it was honestly earned, given that no one in their right mind would hire a crazy abductor-rapist-dog-cloner no matter what the job is. If she is capable of doing THAT to a dude, robbing a bank doesn’t seem like such a big deal anymore.
i actually heard that she sold her house in order to get the money, which makes her even *more* insane. maybe she’s gonna go all cruella deville with the mini-boogers and skin them to make a tent out of their oh so expensive hides. couldn’t be any weirder than any of the other stuff she’s already pulled.
Next up– she creates a child, just like Dr. Frankenstein.
She’s Bugnuts.
Or she tries cloning the Mormon guy…