What the heck is going on here?
I would LOVE to read your captions. GO!
Misty, I am no expert, but, ah…you certainly got some sand in some uncomfortable places! Perhaps you are in need of some showerfication with Ms. Walsh over there.
Back up a little! I can’t reach your booty from here! heh heh heh
Let me show you my special “backhand”
Now arch your back and stick your booty out a little more…..that’s what I need to see on my bedroom TV after the wife has gone to sleep…
looks to me like you have some sand in your crotchular area…would you like me to lend a hand?
She: Spank me, like you know I like it.
or…
He: Hang on, looks like some bird poop on your butt there…
Who is the guy? Is that Bush?
I am George Bush, and I approve this booty.
“HEY! …. how’s my trampstamp look?”
“Excellent!”
“Walsh, THIS is how the bottom is meant to be worn–over the butt, not scrunched in the crack. Shall I fix it for you?”
P.S. LOVE Punky’s caption.
Nike: Just do it.
Sbarros comment left me laughing so hard I can’t think of anything more clever (not that I could have anyhow :))
One in the hand is worth two in the Bush
“QUICK! John get your lighter!! You guys gotta see this awesome trick!!!”
That girl in the white has really got an enviable figure! Freakin’ A, why can’t I look like that? Oh yeah, ’cause I’m too lazy to work out!
OK, My turn. Do Me, Do Me.
Yous a big fine woman when you back dat azz up…
“Does my butt look big to you?”
Hold on darlin’, looks like you got a loose chad there…..
Lame duck President my ass…something’s got him a quackin’!
Ok…first prize goes to Jenn…silver medal to Punky. Well done, all of you.
“I’d invade that!”
I vote for Bimmer!
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Misty, I am no expert, but, ah…you certainly got some sand in some uncomfortable places! Perhaps you are in need of some showerfication with Ms. Walsh over there.
Back up a little! I can’t reach your booty from here! heh heh heh
Let me show you my special “backhand”
Now arch your back and stick your booty out a little more…..that’s what I need to see on my bedroom TV after the wife has gone to sleep…
looks to me like you have some sand in your crotchular area…would you like me to lend a hand?
She: Spank me, like you know I like it.
or…
He: Hang on, looks like some bird poop on your butt there…
Who is the guy? Is that Bush?
I am George Bush, and I approve this booty.
“HEY! …. how’s my trampstamp look?”
“Excellent!”
“Walsh, THIS is how the bottom is meant to be worn–over the butt, not scrunched in the crack. Shall I fix it for you?”
P.S. LOVE Punky’s caption.
Nike: Just do it.
Sbarros comment left me laughing so hard I can’t think of anything more clever (not that I could have anyhow :))
One in the hand is worth two in the Bush
“QUICK! John get your lighter!! You guys gotta see this awesome trick!!!”
That girl in the white has really got an enviable figure! Freakin’ A, why can’t I look like that? Oh yeah, ’cause I’m too lazy to work out!
OK, My turn. Do Me, Do Me.
Yous a big fine woman when you back dat azz up…
“Does my butt look big to you?”
Hold on darlin’, looks like you got a loose chad there…..
Lame duck President my ass…something’s got him a quackin’!
Ok…first prize goes to Jenn…silver medal to Punky. Well done, all of you.
“I’d invade that!”
I vote for Bimmer!