Are Tori Spelling’s boobs the most bizarre ones ever or what. I don’t know WHAT is going on in the top picture, but it kinda looks like her ribcage is trying to close itself AROUND her boobs, so as to allow the public to not have to look at them anymore. In which case, I have to give a round of applause to her ribcage. Good effort, ribcage.
The bottom two pics are older, but they serve as further evidence of the freaky valley that exists between her boobular areas. This is just NOT how boobs are supposed to look.
This bizarre chest topography is the result of poorly installed silicone bags. I think when she was younger, before she had kids, she at least tried to moosh the girls together to conceal that vast chasm between them. Now, apparently, she has given up. She is an odd-looking creature anyway.
I like how in the one older picture her lipstick is so dark, as if to detract from how bulgy her eyes are. You know they always say you should have dark makeup on your eyes and lips, pick just one. Well she did! I think she looks much pretty with a LOT less lipstick. And yes, her boobs are just stupid, why wouldn’t she have those redone?
I heard first hand from an actor friend who was in “Trick” with her that she’s basically solid silicone. His comment was something to the effect of “I accidentally bumped into her chest in one scene and got bruises on my face”.
You would think with all the money her daddy had she could have afforded to go to the best boob doc in L.A.-or at least get them fixed after they had OBVIOUSLY been botched.
LOL still applauding the ribcage
So that’s the silicone valley I keep hearing about.
Kim is like Paris…. why the #$%# are they famous?
ErinnR, as far as I can tell, both of them are famous because they recorded their sexual exploits with a long-ago boyfriend.
Paris was a debutante because of the Hilton name and money, so she was well-known in certain circles, prior to the tape.
This is seriously disturbing. I remember seeing the hole between Tori’s boobs here for the first time. Congatulations Mockarena… we can’t get enough of this stuff.
Tori Spelling is a woman?