I mean, seriously - why go to the trouble of sleeving up your entire forearms? Why wear windchimes as a necklace? There is no reason to attempt to call any FURTHER attention to yourself when THIS is your choice of wedding gown.
I guarantee you her future inlaws didn’t show for this.
When I went to the wedding dress store, this is the dress I had picked out. Then I went back to buy it, and it was gone. Now I know why.
Holy f…I mean, sh…um, surely that is a wardrobe malfunction and not the way that dress is supposed to fit!!! Please, please, tell me it’s a wardrobe malfunction. Pretty please?
wordwych, your wish is my command! Look at the way the top of the dress has slid down and is bunched up under her breasts. By looking at her face, I think she’s plowed out of her gourd. Someone should have taken the champagne away from her, but perhaps they got tired of watching her tug that dress up all night… Gosh, maybe her groom kept filling her glass so that his groomsmen could see the great mammories he married. I mean, maybe he just wanted his friends to see her better side. Wait. That doesn’t sound good, either. She either married a pig who has no respect for her and couldn’t be bothered to pull her dress up for her, or she married a man who is so oblivious that he has no idea it’s happened. Either way, it seems like she got the bad end of the deal.
I hope she didn’t get married in a church. That would be sacreligious!
Are you kidding me?!?!?! I hope that invitation said Adults only.
I wonder if her mother got teary eyed when she came out of the dressing room and said, “That’s the one honey!!!”
I think there was something that was supposed to be worn UNDER those uh flowers barely covering her nippolar area, like, a shirt, but the sales person forgot to wrap it and as she wore it on THE day…. “strange, it looked a bit different at the store…”
Boobzilla!
Did the boob job cost so much she felt she had to show it off???
wow! imagine getting an invite to this wedding, and you obviously know her and you think “I wonder how she’ll turn this beautiful event into a stripper show?” or “she’s gonna feel awfully stiffled in a wedding dress, you know she’s a crazy one, Holy Sh*i, she found a way to show us the goods!” lol that’s all i can come up with I’m still a bit stunned that a designer designed this
Talk about “stripper chic!” I wonder what the bridesmaids wore, and how nervous they were when boobzilla picked out their dresses! Can you see the photographer taking pictures, trying not to zoom in only on her breastuses?
is that a glass she is holding? they probably just got a bit confused, threw the party *before* the wedding, and then…