An alert and astute mockdocker sent in this photo today. Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that a KEY attached to her his its g-string? Whaaaaa?
Also, look at the bottom lip. It’s the size of an oreo.
I love how everyone around is like, totally oblivious to the fact that there is an amazon burgundy FREAK standing around holding a whip. Speaking of whips, you can never ever ever have too much of this scene:
The area code seems to be in the San Fransico area. Don’t know, but I’m guessing it’s just another (yawn) daily occurance. Love the heels/weapons of mass feet distruction. Hate it when men can walk better in those things than I can.
It’s like a car crash. I want to look away, but…just…can’t. Everything about this picture is wrong. On the other hand, I wish I had as much confidence as he/she does. I won’t even wear a bikini on the beach!
Near his calf, on the sidewalk, it looks like someone has engraved “F$#* Classess.” Perhaps if the person who did the engraving had actually GONE to class, they’d know that to pluralize “class” one must only add a simple “es” rather than the “esS” the nimwit used instead. But, really, with sights like Bikini Man, who could turn away and GET to school, let alone concentrate while there?
My question is WHY would you want to look close enough to discern whether or not that was a key attached to the g-string?
Yeah, but look at her/his/it’s awesomely developed calf muscles!
Just when I thought I might get through the day without seeing something that makes me want to scrub my eyes with steel wool….
I could have lived my entire life without seing the likes of that.
I must correct you, Mockarena. There is ONE bystander that has actually removed his sunglasses (keep them on, it keeps the retinas from burning completely from the razor burn!) so that he can better examine the rearview, or the awesomely developed calf muscles, of “Oreo.” Love how Oreo stole Kathy Griffin’s hairdo too.
got a few pubes hanging out there dude…
BTW, LOVE Family Guy. LOVE Brian. And on the funny sounding pronunciations, my kids bug me all the time that I say Compass funny…Because I pronouce the O and not a U sound.
The key to her heart?
(nobody mentioned the scarily purple/bloated hands?)
Did anyone see the guy in the white shirt talking on the cell phone in the background? You know he’s totally like, “This is not the hooker I ordered. I distinctly said, no Kathy Griffin look-a-likes!”
That is one INCREDIBLE case of self-confidence… that’s all I got.
i wonder if that’s what i would call “self-confidence”… i mean, only if it’s what you get when you’re on drugs… or better, when you should’ve (but haven’t) taken your meds…
I just got off the phone with Eddie Murphy–he thinks she’s hot!