Now, you know that generally I don’t like to post break-up rumors until they are absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt proven to be 100% true, but all these reports that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston prompted me to start thinking about how completely sucky her love life has been compared to Brad Pitt’s. I mean, he totally upgraded – I think we can all agree on that, and basically he and Angelina are in the news like every second because they keep having babies who are talked about like they’re going to be the inevitable rulers of the planet someday, and they’re off saving the world and donating zillions of dollars to charities around the world, all the while being completely gorgeous and madly in love with each other, and meanwhile Jennifer is being dumped by the likes of Vince Vaughn and John Mayer and having her picture splattered all over the tabloids with headlines like, “SHe’s so jealous of Angelina!” and “She’s desperate for a baby!” and “She’s so needy!” and other equally humiliating captions. And it just made me stop and contemplate how much it must suck to be her right now.
If the breakup rumor is true, dollar says she’s going to hook up with Lance Armstrong next.
I personally really really like her. But I am a HUGE Friends addict so I have lots of love for her. But I do agree that it’s probably a bit sucky to be her right now.
It does seem like she’s getting dumped a lot (and by Vince Vaughn – GAG!) but it kinda makes you wonder if maybe the embarrassing headlines might have a grain of truth in them. Maybe she’s got the needy diva thing going, or maybe she’s just got poor taste in guys. At the risk of sounding hard-hearted, I can’t imagine that her life sucks TOO badly, as rich as she is. I don’t think money can buy you happiness, but it can bloody well make you comfortable in your misery.
I heard that she was preggers…
I kind of agree with wordwych… yeah, sure, it’s a bitch when they dump you, especially if you’re in the public eye, but… whatever, she’s a millionaire, right? Hence, she should be happy. Yeah, money DOES make happiness in my book. Besides, she had sex with Brad Pitt more than a couple of times, so she can brag about that all she wants with her friends
Personally, I think it sucks to be ME even more because I don’t have Jennifer’s money and never will
So, nope… I don’t feel bad for her. Hang in there, Jenny, at least you don’t have to work 24-7 to rent a dumpster like most people out there.
I pity no one with hair like hers.
My money is on Owen Wilson. I’m sure Jen’s giving it up to the Butterscotch Stallion next.