Comments on: Renee Zellweger’s Face http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:03:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Bunny http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6831 Bunny Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:54:00 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6831 There are few people on this earth who make me recoil the way Lemony McSourface does. I can't stand her. She makes me cringe. I want to pry her eyelids open with toothpicks and stretch her face out. And then put a paper bag over it. Permanently. There are few people on this earth who make me recoil the way Lemony McSourface does. I can’t stand her. She makes me cringe. I want to pry her eyelids open with toothpicks and stretch her face out. And then put a paper bag over it. Permanently.

]]> By: Punky http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6722 Punky Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:43:14 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6722 You could blindfold her with a shoelace! You could blindfold her with a shoelace!

]]> By: Wise http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6685 Wise Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:56:45 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6685 it's like rigor mortis has set in already on her face. it’s like rigor mortis has set in already on her face.

]]> By: UncleBoogie http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6673 UncleBoogie Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:35:27 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6673 Why in the world did she marry Kenny Chesney for 30 days? Maybe it was related to her lack of face. Why in the world did she marry Kenny Chesney for 30 days? Maybe it was related to her lack of face.

]]> By: MerlinDBear http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6661 MerlinDBear Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:42:11 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6661 Isn't another word for "Zellwegorian Elasticity Reduction Syndrome" Botox? Isn’t another word for “Zellwegorian Elasticity Reduction Syndrome” Botox?

]]> By: kitschy http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6660 kitschy Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:12:21 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6660 then there's probably something wrong with me, because i really think she's pretty then there’s probably something wrong with me, because i really think she’s pretty

]]> By: Hatchetwoman http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/comment-page-1/#comment-6657 Hatchetwoman Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:50:23 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3272#comment-6657 I thought I was the only person who noticed that she always sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips when she's being photographed on the red carpet. I don't know what it is about her -- she's not pretty, but it's like she's just one step away. Maybe you're right and it's the expression on her face. I thought I was the only person who noticed that she always sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips when she’s being photographed on the red carpet.

I don’t know what it is about her — she’s not pretty, but it’s like she’s just one step away. Maybe you’re right and it’s the expression on her face.

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