How Does She Do This?

I’ve heard that if you stand with a slight turn at the hip, you look skinnier in photos.  But this is out of control.  Paris Hilton’s body is verging on splitting in half in this photo - like, her legs are almost completely facing the opposite direction from her torso.  

Plus, I don’t like her sleevey things, and her calves look like they have a bunch of giant red mosquito bites on them.  This outfit FAILS.

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5 Responses to “How Does She Do This?”


  1. 1 ER

    Hmmmm, this picture looks suspicious; perhaps photoshopped? Especially her right arm and her lips. They’re very odd looking!

  2. 2 Anonymous

    She looks like a caricature of herself!

  3. 3 Anonymous

    Weird, it didn’t post my name, but left it anonymous!

  4. 4 jenn

    Her arm looks bent at an unnatural angle.

  5. 5 NATASHA

    dude its paris hilton! who really cares shes disgusting anyways! looking at her just makes me wanna shower in case i catch something from looking. i bet she smells like TUNA and old cafeteria from elementary school. GROSS

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