Another great day at the fair was had by me and Mr. Mock, Bunny and Mr. Bunny, and Holmes and the future Mrs. Holmes (that’s right, ladies - he’s TAKEN NOW!). In addition to eating ourselves practically into oblivion, we had the privilege of sharing the fairgrounds with these interesting characters:
She is either trying to color coordinate herself with her lemon shake-up, or she is actually becoming a lemon shake-up. Jury’s still out.
See this girl in pink? I don’t know if you can fully appreciate it from this photo, but this girl’s hair was pulled back in the tightest pigtails ever captured on film. Bunny even remarked that she was surprised the girl could chew without actually having her scalp detach itself from her skull.
Then we saw one of those uber-motherly types pushing her kid around in a stroller:
Seriously. Stilettos? To the fair?
Lastly, the superfly super macdaddy pimpmaster machine was spotted helping himself to some hot apple dumplings. Perhaps stiletto mom was an employee?
I love love love love the state fair. LOVE.
It’s not too late to hit the Kentucky State Fair!
Rachel: if you live in KY, pleeese go and take pictures!
Key Lime MacDaddy: There used to be a clothing shop in New Orleans called Soul Train Fashions…..this get-up is clearly from one of their collections.
Lemonzilla: History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men…..Lemonzilla!
You notice “Big Yeller” has money in hand while in yet another food line. Wonder what she did with her Rascal?
Congratulations, Holmes! As you get ready to take the plunge, you’ll be bombarded with advice. Let me be the FIRST in line to offer advice and say that you must memorize this: “Really! I’ll have to remember that. Thanks.” It works for people who want to plan their own weddings, for new parents who are sick and tired of getting crappy advice from bad parents, etc. It saves hours by not having to explain to every Bad Advice Giver (BAG) why their suggestions suck and everyone gets to walk away smiling.
Noooooo! Say it ain’t so! That’s why Holmes hasn’t been posting very much lately, right? Well, congrats, Holmes. Are you “taken”, as in engaged? Or are you “taken” as in you are dating someone? Either way, good for you.
I hope she pays for two seats on airplanes, one for her ‘lemon-ass’ and one for the extra poundage. Talk about carbon footprint! Her methane output is going to be taxable….
mlm - my life is secure. my future is decided… and great! thanks. As for the posting…Holmes runs creatively hot and cold…no worries…he alwasy gets back on the horse!
R- Thanks, we’ll have to remember that. The thing is…this ain’t either of our first rodeo, so we are pretty immune to advice…jsut going after what we want. But I will always heed your words…I even latch-hooked them onto a pillow case for my settee.
Congrats…by-the-way that’s not pimpdaddy that is cooouuntryee!!