You know, I can’t seem to bring myself to snark on this. Clearly, Keely is a large woman. But you know what? She’s married to James Bond, for crying out loud. She obviously possesses, right or wrong, an enormous amount of self confidence. I mean, look. No cover-up, no sarong, and a mismatched, two-piece bikini to boot. She’s working it all over that beach, and even smiling for the camera. I gotta hand it to her. You go, Mrs. Bond!
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Love this woman and thanks for not being a snarky bitch about her! I agree!
Haven’t seen her in years. The last time I saw her she was skinny. Good to see a hollywood wife with some meat on her bones.
Last time I saw her I thought she looked heavier than the prior time, but she definitely is not Hollywood ideal. I agree, she must have some serious self confidence!
She’s married to Pierce Brosnan. I think that’s just about as much self-confidence as a woman needs.
I like to imagine this woman at some kind of high class Hollywood function, enjoying the hell out of a great meal of steak and potatoes, and just GRINNING at all the skinny bitches in the room.
My aunt actually is good friends with her and I guess she’s a really awesome lady. I totally agree with everyone’s comments… It’s nice to see a real woman who has confidence. Plus she scored Pierce Brosnan… hell yeah!
A woman looking like most of us! Is the world coming to an end???!!!
Hooray! As Pris said, a woman that looks like what probably 90% of the rest of the women in the world look like, and she’s married to PIERCE BROSNAN! Hooray!
She’s big and beautiful and she rocks it! Plus every time I see her with Pierce, he looks absolutely happy to be with her, so he rocks too.
Pierce Brosnan loves his woman!!