OMG you guys, I was starting to think Ashley had become so boring I wasn’t going to ever get a chance to add to the I Hate Ashley Judd category, but OH HAPPY DAY!! A Tennessee newspaper has reported, 15 years after the fact, that Ashley never paid on a speeding ticket she got in 1993.
In true Ashley form, when she was pulled over by the cop going 22 miles over the speed limit in her new Mercedes 300 coupe (a gift from mommy), she asked the cop, “Do you know who I am?” Gawd. And my new favorite cop in all the land replied, with a laugh, “It really doesn’t matter.” LOVE.
Anyway, the cop held her license to make sure she either paid the $125 fine or showed up in court. She did neither, because she’s Ashley Judd. They’re still holding her license, and haven’t sold it on Ebay or anything!
HATE.
I hate those kind of people the most. They think they are better than the “little people” because they are infamous and rules don’t apply to them. F#$@ that bitch.
Note: Kind of funny she was speeding. Something her hubby can’t do.
I liken this to any politician who gets caught. They’re not sorry they did whatever they did, they’re just sorry they got caught.
So she’s been driving illegally ever since? Shouldn’t that mandate some jail time?
I heard about that story, but I never knew she refused to pay on it. She really thinks she’s sooper-speshul doesn’t she? I hope she gets jail time too. But then she’ll probably write a book about the tragic experience painting herself as the victim.
HAAAATE!
How dare you, Mockarena. You are the mock mockiest mockster of them all. From now on you shall be known as “The Mockness Monster”. Ashley Judd of all people. Don’t you know who she is????
I’m just thankful for more Trashley snark.
I’m trying angry-broad, believe me. Pickins are slim right now.
Thanks to the mock dock, I too have learned to hate Ashley, it’s way too much fun to read about how much of an ass she makes of herself. My favorite is still her “resoration to her proper place in the pantheon”. (I still think to myself when reading it “OMG did she actually not realize how much of a b***h she sounds like saying that?)
Are her sister and mother this bad?
Oh, her momma’s totally bonkers and a narcissist to boot. Wynonna’s got problems, bless her heart, but she’s the one in the fambly with all the talent.
sln, my favorite post about this little snot is the one where she got burned by the radio show in Minneapolis. That was classic.
At 40 years old, she still thinks she’s in a sorority. Delusional.
Too bad she didn’t drive her Mercedes 300 coupe off a cliff.