To her credit, if I were training for a triathalon, I would look about 14.82 billion percent more in pain than Jennifer Lopez does in this photo. I look like this if I sprint to the mailbox. I mean, you have to hand it to her - a triathalon isn’t something she can exactly delegate.
A real triathalon, or a celebrities with bodacious booty-athalon?
Or maybe then it would be triassalon…..In any event, I’m for it.
She looks like she swallowed a bug while running…
Is she wearing that “spray on tan” ? Right below her neck, her color changes. Unless her top was zipped all the way up and she got a heck of a lot of sun.
Its not even a real Triathlon….If I learned anything from the SAT’s its
JLo’s triathlon is to a real triathlon
as
a big wheels trike is to a real bike.