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	<title>Comments on: John Mayer Would Like You To Know That HE Ended Things With Jennifer Aniston</title>
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		<title>By: Punky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Punky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't wait for the girl that totally breaks his heart, then advertises it.  I never knew what a jerk he was until this video.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t wait for the girl that totally breaks his heart, then advertises it.  I never knew what a jerk he was until this video.</p>
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		<title>By: That Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>That Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a turd.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a turd.</p>
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		<title>By: rosie too</title>
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		<dc:creator>rosie too</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I'd like to throw a beer on him sometime.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;d like to throw a beer on him sometime.</p>
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		<title>By: Diana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've felt awful for Jennifer Aniston, she deserves something awesome... but I can't help but like John Mayer. He's such an ass, but I think that I'd like to have a beer with him sometime.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve felt awful for Jennifer Aniston, she deserves something awesome&#8230; but I can&#8217;t help but like John Mayer. He&#8217;s such an ass, but I think that I&#8217;d like to have a beer with him sometime.</p>
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		<title>By: KittyThePooka</title>
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		<dc:creator>KittyThePooka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aw. I still love Jennifer Aniston. She's been shit on so bad about her love life since the Brad thing, and now this douchebag. She deserves some ice cream and a margarita.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aw. I still love Jennifer Aniston. She&#8217;s been **** on so bad about her love life since the Brad thing, and now this douchebag. She deserves some ice cream and a margarita.</p>
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		<title>By: R</title>
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		<dc:creator>R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My mind still reels from wondering why any woman would get involved with Mayer.  Seriously, hasn't he had his noodle in a few too many dishes?  The man has got to be dirty!  In fact, I think of him every time I see that commercial that says, "One in five American adults has herpes..."  Who cares if he can sing?  And, really, "Your Body is a Wonderland" is considered talent?  The first time I heard it, I kept waiting for the DJs to break in with laughter and tell the poor listeners what the gag was.
Mayer isn't the tragedy here.  The tragedy was that her husband CHEATED on her and is now on the cover of magazines with the OTHER WOMAN as THEIR family expands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mind still reels from wondering why any woman would get involved with Mayer.  Seriously, hasn&#8217;t he had his noodle in a few too many dishes?  The man has got to be dirty!  In fact, I think of him every time I see that commercial that says, &#8220;One in five American adults has herpes&#8230;&#8221;  Who cares if he can sing?  And, really, &#8220;Your Body is a Wonderland&#8221; is considered talent?  The first time I heard it, I kept waiting for the DJs to break in with laughter and tell the poor listeners what the gag was.<br />
Mayer isn&#8217;t the tragedy here.  The tragedy was that her husband CHEATED on her and is now on the cover of magazines with the OTHER WOMAN as THEIR family expands.</p>
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		<title>By: mikey</title>
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		<dc:creator>mikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mayer is lame. Does he actually think that he has enhanced his status in some way by establishing that HE ended it? He should be made to wear that outfit that Kate Hudson's kid had on (Croc's and all) and become a guitar player for Savage Garden....what a wuss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mayer is lame. Does he actually think that he has enhanced his status in some way by establishing that HE ended it? He should be made to wear that outfit that Kate Hudson&#8217;s kid had on (Croc&#8217;s and all) and become a guitar player for Savage Garden&#8230;.what a wuss.</p>
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		<title>By: sln</title>
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		<dc:creator>sln</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He sounds like an idiot...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He sounds like an idiot&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Mayer is at the top of my Biggest Douchebags list. HATE him. Jennifer Aniston should be ashamed of herself for even giving him the time of day. I mean, how desperate can you be?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mayer is at the top of my Biggest Douchebags list. HATE him. Jennifer Aniston should be ashamed of herself for even giving him the time of day. I mean, how desperate can you be?!?</p>
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