John Mayer actually gave the paparazzi the time of day yesterday, ostensibly to be forthcoming about why his relationship with Jennifer Aniston ended, but mostly so that he would get to say that HE ended things with Jennifer Aniston. Note: there is a difference.
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John Mayer is at the top of my Biggest Douchebags list. HATE him. Jennifer Aniston should be ashamed of herself for even giving him the time of day. I mean, how desperate can you be?!?
He sounds like an idiot…
Mayer is lame. Does he actually think that he has enhanced his status in some way by establishing that HE ended it? He should be made to wear that outfit that Kate Hudson’s kid had on (Croc’s and all) and become a guitar player for Savage Garden….what a wuss.
My mind still reels from wondering why any woman would get involved with Mayer. Seriously, hasn’t he had his noodle in a few too many dishes? The man has got to be dirty! In fact, I think of him every time I see that commercial that says, “One in five American adults has herpes…” Who cares if he can sing? And, really, “Your Body is a Wonderland” is considered talent? The first time I heard it, I kept waiting for the DJs to break in with laughter and tell the poor listeners what the gag was.
Mayer isn’t the tragedy here. The tragedy was that her husband CHEATED on her and is now on the cover of magazines with the OTHER WOMAN as THEIR family expands.
Aw. I still love Jennifer Aniston. She’s been **** on so bad about her love life since the Brad thing, and now this douchebag. She deserves some ice cream and a margarita.
I’ve felt awful for Jennifer Aniston, she deserves something awesome… but I can’t help but like John Mayer. He’s such an ass, but I think that I’d like to have a beer with him sometime.
I think I’d like to throw a beer on him sometime.
What a turd.
I can’t wait for the girl that totally breaks his heart, then advertises it. I never knew what a jerk he was until this video.