Ah….Weddings.

This is the wedding photo just recently released from Chris Kattan’s wedding to his new bride, Sunshine Tutt.  They were married approximately 8 weeks ago, which was apparently about 7 weeks and 6 days too long because they are now separated.

I think this beats the record set by Pam Anderson and that last dude she was married to, right?  Or am I recalling that incorrectly?  In any case, who marries Chris Kattan when it’s not part of a skit, anyway?  I’m sure that’s probably what Sunshine was thinking - that she was involved in some sort of elaborate comical skit, and that it wasn’t actually a real wedding, and now that she’s realized it WAS a real wedding, she’s all freaked out about it and has come to the conclusion that she won’t actually be PAID for her appearance in the wedding skit which was in fact, a real wedding, and therefore she has fled.

I hope she kept the tags on that dress.

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8 Responses to “Ah….Weddings.”


  1. 1 ele

    I don’t know if it’s his haircut or the quality of the photo… I totally thought that Chris was a chick and you were gonna comment on gay marriage or something lol

  2. 2 Jill

    I thought the same thing Ele did.

  3. 3 ER

    If a marriage can’t even survive two months, there HAD to be some serious warning signs before the nuptials occured!

  4. 4 crabbyal

    I thought it looked like the wax version of him…

  5. 5 Violet

    She actually is very pretty. Him—not so much.

    She probably realized that he’ll never work again…unless you count Corky Romano 2.

    There goes her meal ticket.

  6. 6 amanda

    I read somewhere that they separated because HE cheated on HER. Seriously. How can this guy possibly get 2 women? At the same time, no less. Every time I see his face I think of Mr. Peepers on SNL. Who would want that?

  7. 7 rosie too

    Of course they had to break up. Eight weeks of contorting herself into that shape to convince him she isn’t taller than he is must have slipped a disc. Or two. It was self defense.

  8. 8 Hatchetwoman

    I think she and he both discovered he’s gay. Goodness knows I always thought he was!

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