Comments on: Jessica Simpson Thinks Pouting Looks Sexy http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:08:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Jordon http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-7007 Jordon Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:39:09 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-7007 lOl she does look kind of stupid there lOl she does look kind of stupid there

]]> By: Pris http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6979 Pris Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:50:48 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6979 You get that look if you survive a stampede of say cows or wild horses. She should've looked a bit more disheveled though... some hoof-shaped bruises, some dirt... So see, it does make some sense! You get that look if you survive a stampede of say cows or wild horses.
She should’ve looked a bit more disheveled though… some hoof-shaped bruises, some dirt…

So see, it does make some sense!

]]> By: mlm http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6976 mlm Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:25:44 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6976 Her tongue even looks like it's hanging out of her mouth a little. Ew. Her tongue even looks like it’s hanging out of her mouth a little. Ew.

]]> By: Violet http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6966 Violet Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:27:22 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6966 Fake hair, fake lips, fake talent Needs to take a flying leap. Enough said. Fake hair, fake lips, fake talent

Needs to take a flying leap.

Enough said.

]]> By: wordwych http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6945 wordwych Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:46:22 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6945 Maybe that vacant look appeared when someone asked her to spell "stampede" and her brain shorted out. Maybe that vacant look appeared when someone asked her to spell “stampede” and her brain shorted out.

]]> By: Christine http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6936 Christine Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:06:24 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6936 This isn't your ordinary light beer. This stuff is light beer plus. The plus is vitamins. They are calling this stuff a healthy beer, and Jessica Simpson has lended her healthy image to a new beer. Which, by the way, is her new favorite beer. Do you think they make a pre-natal variety so Ashley can drink up? This isn’t your ordinary light beer. This stuff is light beer plus.

The plus is vitamins. They are calling this stuff a healthy beer, and Jessica Simpson has lended her healthy image to a new beer. Which, by the way, is her new favorite beer.

Do you think they make a pre-natal variety so Ashley can drink up?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6926 Anonymous Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:12:37 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6926 Also, can't help but wonder--beer plus what, exactly? Also, can’t help but wonder–beer plus what, exactly?

]]> By: rosie too http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6925 rosie too Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:10:18 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6925 The, um, pout is bizarre, but not nearly as disturbing as the vacant look in her eyes. Are we certain this isn't some kind of Madame Tussaud's stand-in? The, um, pout is bizarre, but not nearly as disturbing as the vacant look in her eyes. Are we certain this isn’t some kind of Madame Tussaud’s stand-in?

]]> By: amanda http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6921 amanda Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:45:39 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6921 How in hell does that picture have anything to do with selling beer? I get the opposite reaction here. It makes me never want to try Stampede beer. Ever. Sitting on some hay in the back of a truck with a cowboy hat on does not make her a beer drinker. Also, I second the sex doll comment. :P How in hell does that picture have anything to do with selling beer? I get the opposite reaction here. It makes me never want to try Stampede beer. Ever. Sitting on some hay in the back of a truck with a cowboy hat on does not make her a beer drinker.
Also, I second the sex doll comment. :P

]]> By: Olivia J. Snarkypants http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/20/jessica-simpson-thinks-pouting-looks-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-6919 Olivia J. Snarkypants Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:35:21 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3363#comment-6919 She kind of looks like she's in the middle of saying something. Like it's not a real shot, just a photographer's revenge. She kind of looks like she’s in the middle of saying something. Like it’s not a real shot, just a photographer’s revenge.

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