Ricky Martin just became the father of twin boys. This was accomplished by way of a surrogate, because Ricky Martin wants nothing to do with vaginas.
Caption away, folks.
“She bangs! She bangs!”
“Livin’ la vida homo.”
LMAO!! Amanda, that’s too hilarious.
Well if Clay “my butt is” Aiken can procreate, then of course Ricky can to.
“Shake my bon-bon.”
So Ricky has twins… I can so picture him singing to Clay - “Anything you can do, I can do better”
I guess there’s no baby-mama drama when the mama is a daddy.
He is a dick head. Friend of mine toured with him 10 years ago when he was a star and if you made eye contact with Ricky it was grounds for being fired. The only place he will be hot today is on this board.
Right Foot Blue, Right Hand Yellow, Left Hand Ricky Martin’s Ass?
Everybody…”Olay, Olay, Olaaaay!
He’s such an English cigarette butt.
“All Chocolate All Of The Time”
If only this was a man
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“She bangs! She bangs!”
“Livin’ la vida homo.”
LMAO!! Amanda, that’s too hilarious.
Well if Clay “my butt is” Aiken can procreate, then of course Ricky can to.
“Shake my bon-bon.”
So Ricky has twins… I can so picture him singing to Clay - “Anything you can do, I can do better”
I guess there’s no baby-mama drama when the mama is a daddy.
He is a dick head. Friend of mine toured with him 10 years ago when he was a star and if you made eye contact with Ricky it was grounds for being fired. The only place he will be hot today is on this board.
Right Foot Blue, Right Hand Yellow, Left Hand Ricky Martin’s Ass?
Everybody…”Olay, Olay, Olaaaay!
He’s such an English cigarette butt.
“All Chocolate All Of The Time”
If only this was a man