So weird. I was JUST wondering what had become of Sanjaya Malakar…
KIDDING. This is a totally separate but equally disturbing person. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. Those shoes would scare Shauna Sand.
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I’d love it if I had legs like his. Is that wrong?
I think his fingernails and toenails are painted!
why exactly is the washer open? probably we don’t want to know. although it would be hilarious if perhaps the clothing of someone he feels the need to get even with is inside, and this picture will be left behind as a calling card of sorts along with another special souvenir.
Not at all, OJS - he’s got killer ladylegs.
Now mlm, that would just be silly and weird. I can’t imagine he would do such a thing!
Talk about airing out your dirty laundry.
Aaack. Is he sitting on the agitator? In a thong?? Dear God, I hope it’s not on the spin cycle.
I wanna know how he hoisted those heavy platforms up on the dryer with those skinny legs of his.
On second thought… no, I don’t. I really don’t.
Is he one of the tub-love guys with his hair grown out and make-up to cover his tattoos? While in prison, the skill he learned was laundy, but it was a skill he loathed. So he’s made himself up all pretty for his tub-lovin’ man and given him a choice: “It’s either me or the laundry, but you can’t have both.”
S**t. Now I have to go to bed with that image in my head.
Note to self: Check The Mock Dock earlier in the day, rather than right before bed.
Love them shoes! And the tattoos… and sly-shy-naughty look on her face.
No kidding, Lori. I guess sarcasm doesn’t translate very well over the intertubes.
mlm-I was just joking with you! I totally could see how he prob. does paint his nails. Sorry if I came across as sarcastic towards you.
I don’t see a “man-lump” in his thongular area. Flat chest aside, are we entirely certain the gender of this person is in fact male?
Oh man. Ohhh geeze. I saw this pic, and you know how sometimes you only see one part and then your eyes move over to the rest? So I had this totally weird microsecond of, “Hey that lady has pretty legs. … .. OH GOD!”
And then I threw up in my mouth a little.