Where does a woman like this buy up the self confidence it takes to wear this cut of bikini? I mean, a two-piece is fine, but look at this cut. It’s like, the least flattering cut EVER.
Holmes - check out this guy’s calf muscles. He could give you a run for your money!
he has told her she is beautiful in this suit….anything with the flag is a big deal for some in the south.
Why do I get the feeling he won the hog calling competition at the county fair? Seweeeeee!
Maybe she’s just super proud of her FUPA. Lord knows the man next to her looks like he just won the lottery. A bikini bottom should never reach the belly button.
Olivia J., I always admired you but your FUPA comment is the FUNNIEST. THING. EVER.
Sigh. There are days when I am ashamed to be a Southerner.
A comment on the bikini bottom cut - have you tried finding a decent cut on a confederate flag bikini? I don’t imagine there’s much of a selection out there - at least I hope not!
That kind of high cut is usually found in a body builder’s wardrobe. Maybe it was all that she could find? And, deedeejohn, where I’m from, there are more than enough styles of the confederate flag on outerwear, especially underpants and bathing suits. Sorry
Brother and sister.
Thanks to Snarky I’m left wondering what FUPA is.
Rosie Too, I’m flattered.
Buckeye Bob…it’s an acronym for Fat Upper P***y Area. Women tend to have a pooch as we get older. And what better way to draw attention to it by wearing a confederate flag bikini? Yay FUPAs!
I’m pretty sure having a giant blue X across your FUPA only plays up the FU part of the acronym.
Is it just me, or do her bottoms look like they’re on backwards?
Robert E. Lee must be turning over in his grave……
Here’s a thought: maybe she did it on purpose. Maybe she chose the most disgusting and unflattering suit to put on her not totally unfortunate body to make it look like she is the most disgustingly proportioned person ever, in a silent protest against people who still like confederate flags. I mean, that’s totally what I would do.
I’m not sure if I’m blind or not. I swear that’s the guy in my town that drives the 20 year old Ford with four Confederate flags flapping around all four corners and stickers and license plates and all that sort of crap… Of course his girlfriend would wear something like this… I love my small Southern town… really. *Hides face from the world, adopts another accent, moves…*
Wow, this site has been so educational. I’ve learned about FUPA’s and merkins. And I believe I could easily work both of them into the same sentence.
Gee, with that FUPA, I hardly noticed your merkin was crooked.
um…just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it…no. um, i’m whistling Dixie. nope. where are the cigarettes and 5 babies under the age of 6 and the three baby-daddies who just happen to be brothers? uh MAN! Speechless. Nothing comes close. This one just speaks for itself.