First it was Tori Spelling and Paula Abdul. Now it’s Audrina Patridge, who isn’t as much a celebrity as she is a total drain on society, but nevertheless, she’s well-known enough to be mocked. I am a heterosexual female, but most of you know that I will happily and readily admit when another woman has physical features which are desirable. For instance, remember when I commented on how awesome of an assular area Kate Hudson has?
But I cannot see ANYTHING attractive about Chipmunk Patridge’s boobular area. Either these are not attractive boobs, or this is the least flattering bikini top ever. Your thoughts?
All I see is a puzzle with a missing piece…Hey…Found it right here. I think I actually found it when I was 6, but still.
I think a lot of women buy bikini tops that are too small. Maybe they think it makes their boobies look bigger, but really, it’s just unflattering to have the spillage on the sides.
I don’t even know who this gal is.
Um, yeah….gold lame’….? Elton John called, and he’d like his bikini back.
Those are just some really bad implants. Too far apart. Like the bulbous eyes of a Black Moor goldfish.
I’m thinking it’s 50% bad boob job (“Yes, doctor, make sure that you stuff in enough of those little silicone pouches so that my boobs start under my armpits, and don’t forget to leave me with that awesome Chest Valley look, like my idols Paula and Tori”) and 50% design flaw with the top. She should have gone with a larger top, but of course would not even consider doing so because she obviously wants to show off as much of her boobular geography as possible.
When will these Bimbo’s realize that natural is far more attractive than some screwed up silicone job that is not fooling anyone. How is stuffing your breast any different from stuffing your bra? Just more expensive.
From my point of view, her boobs are just sagging, and she’s trying to revive them somehow by wearing a tighter bikini top. Hence the spillage and cavern. It could also be from a bad boob job, as a few other people said.
Those kinds of problems are what’s scared me off of the whole boob-job thing, myself. After having nursed all my kids, and gained-and-lost 170 lbs, I’m a bit… deflated, let’s say. I’d love to have them done, but I’m scared to death that I’d wind up with a cavern. Ugh. That’s just NOT attractive.
it’s a bad boob job. I had a co-worker who had her boobs done on that show dr. 90210 and her 2 sisters did it with her at the same time. their boobs look way better than hers. Hers are too far apart. And in the show the doc even says “they’re a bit apart, but it’ll get better when they heal” NOPE! but it made me laugh. I despised her anyhow (not cause of the boobs) but mocking her sure still makes me happy. if you’d like google “dr. 90210 3 sisters” you’ll find it.
ok find it with “photo essay belly button boob job”
Mockarena, I too understand your point about women being able to see desirable features on other women without sounding like a lesbian. Kerry Walsh, who was featured with her volleyball partner and Pres. Bush post, has got a great butt!!!
Oh my gosh ER! I need to slow down on my reading. I thought you said Pres. Bush has got a great butt!!!
Just imagined Pres Bush in Kerri Walsh’s swim suit. Oh there will be emotional scarring for that one.
Walsh does have a nice tushie though!
I had never noticed her cavern until today. I couldn’t make it past her teeth.
Reminds me of the chipmunk storing nuts for the winter….silly little chipmunk! Don’t you know Trix are for kids!?