So I have been saving these picts of the Heigler until I had something good to say. This is her at some benefit looking like somebody’s mom who squished her boobs together in a water bra in order to go “clubbin.” Here are two more beauty shots:
Yeahhh…real good, huh?
Anywhoo…as I glanced over the Internets this morning trying to find motivation to work, I found out about our Kat and her run-in with the law yesterday. 
Apparently, she was smoking in public and threw her cigarette butt on the ground…completely disregarding a nearby trashcan. A bike cop peddled over and MADE HER PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AWAY! (Seriously, how great is that?)
From the Star,“the officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away,” the source says. “He added that he’d fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk.”
How great would it have been if this member of LAPD’s finest said, “hey, you know what? I read theMockDock…and I think you suck. Quit taking yourself so seriously.”
A girl can dream, right?
Maybe the photographer who took the first and second photos said something to the effect of “Hey, I read the MockDock” and that’s why she has that Oh-God-my-sphincter-just-let-go look in the second shot.
First Ryan and Rachel and now this…you have powers my friend. “The Force is strong with this one.”
I was thinking her look in the second picture was one of “Surprise Butt Sex!”
I just sayin
An awful tan, a double chin, a shiny forehead, and an even shinier dress. It doesn’t get much more UN-flattering than that!
Yeah, you do the boob check in the limo. Not on the carpet. Love the “I-just-farted-and-I-hope-no-one-noticed” look.