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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton Needs A Vacation</title>
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		<title>By: Hatchetwoman</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7220</link>
		<dc:creator>Hatchetwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sbarros, you're probably right.  The blog's too coherent to have been written by her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sbarros, you&#8217;re probably right.  The blog&#8217;s too coherent to have been written by her.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7209</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha, you're correct, Lioness, crotch sand is totally evident!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha, you&#8217;re correct, Lioness, crotch sand is totally evident!</p>
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		<title>By: Lioness</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7173</link>
		<dc:creator>Lioness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see London, I see Paris, I see sand in someone's underpants! Love her definition of "work." Wah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see London, I see Paris, I see sand in someone&#8217;s underpants! Love her definition of &#8220;work.&#8221; Wah.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7161</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't think she types her own blog.  She has someone for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think she types her own blog.  She has someone for that.</p>
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		<title>By: Hatchetwoman</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7153</link>
		<dc:creator>Hatchetwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just know she counts updating her blog as work.  Of course, remembering how to type and spell might just BE work.  


I'll bet she was frightened by getting a callus at an early age.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just know she counts updating her blog as work.  Of course, remembering how to type and spell might just BE work.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet she was frightened by getting a callus at an early age.</p>
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		<title>By: jenn</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7147</link>
		<dc:creator>jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well wasn't she cut off of her grandfather's money? maybe she finally got the hint that she's got to "work", which sounds like it's got an alternate definition than what we normally mean...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well wasn&#8217;t she cut off of her grandfather&#8217;s money? maybe she finally got the hint that she&#8217;s got to &#8220;work&#8221;, which sounds like it&#8217;s got an alternate definition than what we normally mean&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Pris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, now I hate my work even more...  and her horrible swimsuit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, now I hate my work even more&#8230;  and her horrible swimsuit.</p>
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		<title>By: Buckeye Bob</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7138</link>
		<dc:creator>Buckeye Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's also hard work laying on your back with your leggs in the air all the time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s also hard work laying on your back with your leggs in the air all the time.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/23/paris-hilton-needs-a-vacation/comment-page-1/#comment-7136</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If my "work" was as vacation-filled as Paris, I might get tired of all the jet setting.  But it would take more than a summer to get bored with it or consider it real work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If my &#8220;work&#8221; was as vacation-filled as Paris, I might get tired of all the jet setting.  But it would take more than a summer to get bored with it or consider it real work.</p>
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