I guarantee you that she can’t sit down and still continue to breathe comfortably in this. In fact, I don’t think she can breathe comfortably anyway. She has been STUFFED into that dress. And it’s making her stand weird too.
You know what the bottom half of that dress reminds me of? Those long brushy thingies in an automatic car wash.
I imagine her sitting down would cause a popped seam in that dress. Didn’t she just give birth a few months ago? It totally creeps me out when women pop right back into a size 0 just two weeks after giving birth. Freak.
She can wash my car with that dress any day. Where do I sign up?
lol Mikey, my boyfriend would totally be in line behind you. He LOVES her.