Denise Richard’s reality show has been canceled, and her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, has impregnated his new wife. Normally, I would say it’s totally awesome and perfect that her reality show has been axed, except that I would like someone to film a reality show of Denise finding out that her reality show has been axed and that her ex-husband hasd impregnated his new wife. Because that would be totally awesome and worth watching.
…with Anderson Cooper.
And somewhere, deep in the void, someone actually cared.
(It sure wasn’t me!)