Ashley Judd, I Hate You.

Check out this video after the jump. It starts automatically so I didn’t want to put it on the front page.

Three things. First of all, GAG.

Secondly, wouldn’t it have befitted Ashley Judd to apply some mascara or something for an event as significant as the DNC? And couldn’t she have done something with her hair other than a messy ponytail which only served to highlight her elf/spock ears?

Thirdly, is it possible for her to ever be in an interview EVER without name dropping or somehow drawing attention to her own importance? “We happened to have the pleasure of sitting next to the box where THEY were sitting…” I’m surprised she didn’t finagle a way to be on stage WITH Michelle Obama.

HATE HATE HATE her.

Hate.

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12 Responses to “Ashley Judd, I Hate You.”


  1. 1 SnarkyBritches

    So who the heck was the guy next to her, who couldn’t even string a sentence together?

    Ashley, hun - you’re a lil’ shiny there. Blot.

    Ugh.

  2. 2 Dame Aufschneider

    SnarkyBritches…I can’t let this go. That is the GREAT James Taylor! I love him as equally as I loathe the creature next to him.

  3. 3 SnarkyBritches

    THAT’S the fabulousness that is Taylor? (I adore him, too)

    Holy cow. WHAT is he doing with HER???

  4. 4 fishistix

    Why does she feel the need to use soooooo many adjectives?

  5. 5 Buckeye Bob

    Mock, everytime I hear her I feel more the way you do about her. She becomes so annoying, it’s to the point I want to slap the s@%t out of her.

  6. 6 angry_broad

    I love how she has to look up while she’s talking as if God himself were cramming her next string of adjectives into her craw. And all she did was make a pretentious list (quelle surprise!) instead of elaborating on any of her points.

    Poor Michelle, couldn’t ET have found a better celeb to express his/her thoughts about her?

  7. 7 amanda

    Thank God, she shut up. Finally. Finally. Finally. :P

  8. 8 HotRail

    You guys are seriously pathetic, you know that?
    Im not much of a fan of her, but what the **** is wrong with you?
    If you don’t like her don’t watch her movies, interviews or look at her pics.

  9. 9 Mockarena

    Hotrail - I don’t know if you noticed, but this is The MockDock. It’s kind of what we do. And since that’s what we do, and you went out of your way to post a comment questioning why we do that, you might want to rethink who, in this particular situation, is the pathetic one.

    I bid you good day.

  10. 10 Maureen

    If Hotrail didn’t like this website, then why is this person looking at it.

  11. 11 Pris

    We should all vote to have Judd’s photo under the description of the word hypocrite.

    By the way, did we ever mention she has a lazy eye? (maybe from reading too much trying to memorize long words to try to sound “so intellectual”) PHONY!!!!

  12. 12 angry_broad

    OMG, Pris! You noticed her Paris Hilton wonk-eye too? Bless you!

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