You guys, today it was brought to my attention, to my horror, that P Diddy or Puff Daddy or Puff DiddlyAddly or whatever it is that he is insisting on calling himself these days, is being forced to fly commercial airlines due to high gas prices. He is no longer able to fly his personal private jet, because it has been costing him $250,000 to fly it twice a month to pursue his acting career. This expense, according to Puffmaster DiddleyDo himself, is too m*therf*cking high.
This is unacceptable. We, as a society, need to do something about this. We can’t expect someone of his stature to ride on airplanes with the likes of US. So I ask all of you, from the bottom of my heart, please give to this important cause. Let’s help the Didmeister get back on that private jet where he belongs. Worry about contributing to meaningless causes like cancer research and feeding the hungry after we resolve this far more pressing issue. Join me, won’t you? State your contribution level in the comments.
He must be restored to his “proper place in the Pantheon”. I’ll give a negative $100.
left my wallet at the office.
WOW… I don’t understand are we supposed to feel sad for him because he HAS to fly to LA twice a month in first class. Oh woes P. Diddles.
When he has to take a Greyhound bus across country, only then will I…..no, I still wouldn’t pity him!
Oh, I’m sure that his “Saudi Brothers” will be dispatching a tanker ship of oil immediately so that Diddy can be spared the further indignity of commercial air service.
Ummm… I’ll give a nice shiny new quarter if he’ll just *GO AWAY*
Like, forever.
I’ll give him a quarter for that stupid cap. I’ll give him a dollar if he wears it like a male adult of the species instead of like a cartoon of an urchin.
I HATE that stupid convention! The exaggerated bill on the cap, and then it’s worn askew. Grow up!
When I win the lottery tonight, I’ll personally pay for PuhDoodyiddly to get back on his private jet. With snakes.
Imagine, having to fly with the unwashed massess…in first class…
I love how he says, “as you know, I do own my own jet.”
Like EVERYONE knows Diddly Doo owns his own private jet. Doesn’t everyone own their own private jet?
Keep on persuing that acting career.