Apparently, Michael Jackson’s only wish for his birthday was to look like Katie Holmes. All he needs are a pair of rolled-up jeans and they would be identical twins.
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OMG! You’re right!! It does look like a Katiebot! I am officially creeped out now.
what’s with always wearing pj bottoms? he looks prepared from the waist up, not so much on the lower half, ok just pants mostly
Don’t you get it, he is always ready for bedtime with his “friends”.
Yes, I will have nightmares for months. Thank you so much.
I swear to God, those are LADIES sunglasses he is wearing. (and ugly ones, to boot!)Do you know any men who would be caught DEAD in a pair of sunglasses like that? I think he has almost reached his goal of becoming a woman, and a super skinny one at that.
Well, you know, the original woman he tried to look like (Liz Taylor) isn’t all that appealing these days, so he’s moved on to greener pastures.