So I hadn’t mentioned it before, because I couldn’t summon up enough energy to care, but a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan’s dad talked to the media about how disappointed he was in Lindsay’s relationship with the shemale in the picture above.
Michael Lohan is like, the creepiest of creeps, and insists on trying to have a relationship with his daughter via OK Magazine and US Weekly. So now, to my delight, both Lindsay and her beloved have taken to the blogosphere to denounce him. It’s kind of awesome. Read their entries in full after the jump.
From Samantha:
really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
From Lindsay:
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
If I had any doubt before, it is gone. Those two women are truly in love.
Isn’t the finger sign a symbol of where they like to eat.
Call me crazy, but I think the same person wrote both of these entries. Note the use of the - to separate sentences instead of the trusty old period, and the apparent inability to strike Mr. Shift Key whilst striking the I key. While I do think the writer(s) make(s) a valid point (for Mr. Hohan *is* the poster boy for the Skeezy Men Should be Subjected to Vasectomies movement, and he really needs to just STFU), I just don’t have much faith that Lindsay Hohan could manage to spell so many words correctly.
I am sure Lindsey has a personal assistant. Maybe she took some dictation for the both of them.
In England, what Samantha is doing is actually our version of the middle finger. Me thinks she knew what she was doing, you know?