Well, there goes the notion that I was actually going to get to be seen in this outfit first. What the hell am I supposed to wear to church now?
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Does she have 2 tarantulas on her eyes?
I love how obvious it is that the underside of the outfit has to be taped to her boobs. The cloth looks like it’s trying to escape, but it. Just. CAN’T.
Wow, what a picture of wholesomeness and natural beauty!
Don’t fret about your outfit being seen, Mock. Just wear your fire engine red version of the same ensemble to church. Don’t forget to throw your hip out and sling shoulders back so your boobular geography will surge forward when you shake hands with the pastor. Try not to put his eye out, though. I’m pretty sure you could go to the hot place for that.