An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me today, and what I love about it SO MUCH is that it is the fact that whoever took this photo was prepared, in the middle of a line at a fast food restaurant, to capture this priceless moment on film. Thank you, whoever you are. I would TOTALLY HAVE DONE THE SAME EXACT THING. You really just never know when you might run into someone mockworthy enough to photograph. Best to be prepared.
I can’t begin to imagine what kind of view the cashier at this place had, but I’m willing to bet that said cashier felt an undeniable urge to bathe shortly after fulfilling this landbeast’s order.
I so love that the strappy things that you use to hang a dress such as this one, are so obviously hanging out. It’s as if they don’t want to be anywhere next to her skin, so they’ve made sort of an emergency exit and are hoping someone just yanks them right off of there.
I can’t even bring myself to comment on the boulder holder. That is an industrial strength bra right there, folks. Any guesses on what she’s about to order?
Betcha $10 that her order included a DIET DRINK!
Used to work in an office with a creature that looked very much like the one above. Ordinary lunch for her: two pie tins of veggies (talking full pies here, not like those little tins that frozen chicken pot pies come in), half a loaf of bread with butter, half a chicken, and a 2-liter diet soda.
Whatever she orders, you can bet she will super size it.
What disturbs me the most is that the dress is tight enough to display underwear lines AND the back-fat flaps.
The sign advertising “get the gift of beef” has caught my eye. Do they sell bootleg viagra?
heart-attack on a bun?
with a DIET coke please…
sbarros LOL!!!!!!!
I think she’s eyeballing the picture of the Whopper.
Wordwych, I also worked with one of these creatures. She would have 2 burgers, fries, a large blizzard for desert, and top it off with a diet soda. Like that diet soda was going to prevent her from ballooning up past her 350-pound mark.
Oh, that poor thing. Didn’t she have someone,… ANYONE, to tell her what she looked like before she left the house?
If you wear a strapless dress with a bra that ain’t - you might be a redneck! Long live Foxworthy!
How? How does this happen? Someone tell me, please!
I was at a coffee shop yesterday and snapped a similar pic of a girl wearing a cross strapped dress with a black bra. The bra is riding up in the back and all rolled up going under her arms. She had big boobs. This chick could have passed for the other girls little sister, from the back at least.
I have the photo on my phone, but I am having difficulty with my cell phone carrier’s software to get it put in my online album. I am tired of dealing with online tech support to try to figure out what the problem is. I will be going to the local store soon, maybe today.
The seams on her dress are shouting out in pain!
Do they MAKE pillow cases that big?