At a recent concert, Jessica Simpson informed her audience that she passes gas a lot, and that her farts smell like roses. In fact, she said she GUARANTEES her farts smell like roses.
I think someone should call her on this, and demand immediate proof, or Tony Romo should release a statement to the press about it. A guarantee is a guarantee.
You guys, people paid SEVENTY DOLLARS A TICKET to hear this.
She is heinous and talentless, which is why I’ll never admit to buying her shoes or handbags.
That’s a funny coincidence. Mine smell like fresh gardenias.
She is my Ashley Judd. Hate her!!!!!!
Forgot to ask: what the hell is she wearing? It looks like she wrapped on a picnic blanket and is holding it in place with a wide belt/mini-corset.
Just seeing anything that mentions Jessica Simpson, reminds of of how someone I know is going to be an opening act for her show.
All I could think was ‘NOOOO. Don’t sell out, just because you have been chasing fame with your band for years.’
Smell like roses? Right. Freshly planted in manure.
That’s her “Gone Country” album…either that, or “gone blind”.
Remember, folks, this is the ditz who didn’t know chicken from tuna, so I’m thinking that her sense of smell may be just a wee bit off. What smells like roses to her might smell like rotting fish heads to the rest of us.