Comments on: Jessica Simpson Shares Too Much

By: wordwych

wordwych — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:24:31 +0000

Remember, folks, this is the ditz who didn’t know chicken from tuna, so I’m thinking that her sense of smell may be just a wee bit off. What smells like roses to her might smell like rotting fish heads to the rest of us.

By: jenn

jenn — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:42:51 +0000

That’s her “Gone Country” album…either that, or “gone blind”.

By: Buckeye Bob

Buckeye Bob — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:33:51 +0000

Smell like roses? Right. Freshly planted in manure.

By: astoopidmonkey

astoopidmonkey — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:37:59 +0000

Just seeing anything that mentions Jessica Simpson, reminds of of how someone I know is going to be an opening act for her show.
All I could think was ‘NOOOO. Don’t sell out, just because you have been chasing fame with your band for years.’

By: Captain Ana Banana

Captain Ana Banana — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:40:31 +0000

Forgot to ask: what the hell is she wearing? It looks like she wrapped on a picnic blanket and is holding it in place with a wide belt/mini-corset.

By: fishistix

fishistix — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:07:58 +0000

She is my Ashley Judd. Hate her!!!!!!

By: Captain Ana Banana

Captain Ana Banana — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:07:47 +0000

That’s a funny coincidence. Mine smell like fresh gardenias.

By: Daisy

Daisy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:05:59 +0000

She is heinous and talentless, which is why I’ll never admit to buying her shoes or handbags.