I know there’s a lot going on in this picture, but what the hell is on her chestular area? Do you see that sort of white lesion-y thing? I realize the armpit hair is distracting, but see if you can tell what that is.
Also, is this a pregnant belly? Because Oh. My. God. if it is. Look at the belly buttonular area. Look at how it’s less of a belly button than it is a large crater. And are those stretch marks?
And the hair? Whaaaa? I can’t tell if it’s a mullet or if there are longer strands on top that are just sort of fuzzy.
Someone please explain this whole photo.
I always wondered what became of Drew Carey after his last show got cancelled…
Maybe this woman could cure David D. of his sex addiction……
It would make much more sense if we just all agree that this isn’t a woman. The bikini top would be easier to explain than the alternative.
I doubt any of us really want to KNOW what the white stuff is. Talk about good self esteem though…wow, that takes some balls I’ll never have.
She’s a source for the hair used in merkins.
Just too freakin repulsive to look at.
Could it be a dribble of inebriation-induced vomit? I think you’d have to be pretty drunk to put that body in that bikini and so proudly show off your pit bushes.
Did anyone notice all the people milling around in the background? What in the world? Hope this wasn’t their entertainment!!
I’d say it could be lanugo on her chest, but she looks no where near emaciation >.</
I’ve been reading for a while. I love most of your posts and laugh a lot but your frequent mocking of large people is becoming positively boring.
Largeness is the LAST thing this person has to worry about, Madrone.
That has to be a man. Also, what is the blue, plastic thing where he-she’s right nipple should be? There is no explaining this picture, btw.