So apparently Andre 3000 is into knitting!
KIDDING. This probably isn’t Andre 3000. But it IS a guy who loves to knit. I am totally fascinated by the colors he chose for his bodysweater. I’m also really curious about how he got it on. I mean, do you think it zips in the back? Do you think it has a front fly? What do you think he’s knitting next? It’s totally aggravating that I will most likely never know the answers to these important questions, unless Andre McKnitterpants stumbles upon The Mock Dock.
Sigh.














If you look carefully, you can tell on his left side that it’s a sweater vest and sweater…pants?. The pants prolly have a drawstring like sweatpants. I doubt if he needs a fly, look at all the little holes in the pattern around his knees-they prolly continue up. Which means if he doesn’t wear an undergarment, then when his current project isn’t on his lap, you’d see his groinular area. *shudders*
he’s actually crocheting, which actually makes it a bit odder since i know plenty of guys who knit, but think crochet is just a bit too wuss
I’m pretty sure that’s crochet. And good for him. I can’t make two crochet stitches in a row that are the same size. I recently started using the knifty knitter loom (available in not-fine stores near you) and it’s wonderful. So easy, a retarded monkey could do it, and so fun, it’s like being handed a picture of Ashley Judd forcing a baby to smoke. Well, maybe not that fun, but it’s pretty fun.
Maybe he knitted/crocheted the outfit onto himself?
Wow! Love how everyone around him is completely oblivious to his hobby. And I have to say, it’s much cheaper than buying clothes these days…
You should ask Ashley Judd what he’s knitting next. She seems to have all of the answers to the world’s looming questions…
Oh my god i Looove this guy!
Proud to say MY DAD taught me to crochet when I was younger. He made me a big pink afghan when I was a kid. With all kinds of different patterns. My dad also did the cooking and the grocery shopping and coupon clipping and budget. My dad is such a good mom.