The Mock Dock

10 Responses to “You Men Out There - Prepare To Be Jealous”

1. 1 Buckeye Bob
   August 31, 2008 at 2:59 pm

   Looks like he’s got a wedgie.
   (Is that an old photo of Mark Gastineau?)

2. 2 Captain Ana Banana
   August 31, 2008 at 3:11 pm

   It looks like he’s wearing a gigantic merkin on his head.

3. 3 ErinnR
   August 31, 2008 at 6:16 pm

   What’s with the ski boots?

4. 4 The Anonymizer 3000
   August 31, 2008 at 6:28 pm

   Prince Adam is obviously his inspiration.

   http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/berukberak/princeadam.jpg

5. 5 Punky
   August 31, 2008 at 7:57 pm

   I think he stole Gene Simmons’ hair! WTF’s with the veins in his calf muscles? Holmes, you’ve got some catching up to do!

6. 6 SnarkyBritches
   September 1, 2008 at 3:53 pm

   It’s Tony Little’s younger brother, Guido!

7. 7 R
   September 1, 2008 at 5:05 pm

   Or Tony Little’s older sister, GuidA.

8. 8 amanda
   September 1, 2008 at 7:07 pm

   The Anonymizer 3000, your Prince Adam comment reminded me of this little gem…
   http://media.photobucket.com/image/prince%20adam/limperatrice/heman.jpg

9. 9 The Anonymizer 3000
   September 1, 2008 at 7:46 pm

   He-Man’s hetero-flexibility is purposeful and well-documented. The cartoon’s sole purpose was to sell plastic action figures. It was mostly garbage anyway (watch a few online - the awfulness is astounding). So, if you’re a bored animator tasked with this crap, why not throw in some innuendo with the wholesomeness of Teela’s short shorts and buff muscle jocks?

   C’mon, he’s dressed in PINK and LILAC!

10. 10 angry_broad
    September 1, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Punky, Gene Simmons wishes he could have hair like that.
    I bet the guy’s a bottom.