Holy Mother Of Nintendo

On a scale of 1 to 10, this ranks at a solid four hundred and sixty two of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

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18 Responses to “Holy Mother Of Nintendo”


  1. 1 jenn

    I’m taking away my nephew’s Wii as we speak…

  2. 2 Pris

    EEEEEW!!!! To think I used to play with it…. (NOT the pale-hairy-tighed geek!)

  3. 3 sbarros

    :{ I think this may be my daughter’s boyfriend…sleeps all day, plays games all night…

  4. 4 Captain Ana Banana

    What the hell?!?! It’s like creepy nerd porn! Or some twisted sex “appeal” added to Nintendo advertsing.

    I’m gonna go gouge my twitchy eyes out now…

  5. 5 angry_broad

    I think my libido just slit its wrists and killed itself.

    If teachers showed this picture in health class every day of the week, the teen pregnancy rate would be nil.

  6. 6 latrishamay

    I will forever have nightmares because of this.

  7. 7 wordwych

    Wouldn’t you like to know who this is just so you could mail copies of this to his family?

  8. 8 mikey

    This looks like a dude that Perez Hilton would have tucked away in his apartment.

  9. 9 Crabby

    Pretty bad that he is showing the world just how small “it” is!

  10. 10 Captain Ana Banana

    “Would you like to play with my system?”

  11. 11 Punky

    I think I’m mostly freaked out that he doesn’t look 18 to me!

  12. 12 ER

    HORRIBLE!

  13. 13 mlm

    Are those memory cards on his nipples? Ew.

  14. 14 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I’d just like to say that 1. I’m stuck on a Carnival Cruise ship and I could go without mockdock. and 2. I’m a little surprised his whole package can fit behind a DS completely. I don’t think my gentleman friend could hide all his bidness.

  15. 15 Anonymous

    I meant to say could NOT go without the mockdock. :)

  16. 16 Mockarena

    Awwwwww!!! :)

  17. 17 Tammy

    Ok, someone needs to figure out a way to include some sort of tanning device in those things so these people at least LOOK like they’ve seen the sun in the last 10 years. I mean, come on. I am a red head who avoids the sun at all costs, but even I’M not that pale. Has this “person” ever seen the light of day???

  18. 18 rosie too

    Tammy, gotta say, probably not. He just doesn’t give off that leaving-my-basement-interacting-with-other-humans vibe.

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