JORTS!

Dollar says he’s got a chopped up body in that duffle bag.

Imaginary bonus points to the mockdocker who can identify who’s on his “shirt.”

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24 Responses to “JORTS!”


  1. 1 wordwych

    Wow - It’s Lt. Jim Dangle’s weird brother!

  2. 2 Rachel

    Is that the couple from “Love Story?”

  3. 3 angry_broad

    And he’s wearing molester glasses. What a look.

  4. 4 jenn

    I’m guessing he liked Kit from Napoleon Dynamite…

  5. 5 Captain Ana Banana

    Hey look! It’s the father of the creepy Nintendo guy!

  6. 6 Zee

    I think it’s Jack and Rose from Titanic. Yeah, a creepy guy might be soft and tender inside!

  7. 7 AmericanBridgetJones

    I think the couple from Love Story or the couple from Titanic as well…the guy looks like Leo, but the girl doesn’t look like Kate.

  8. 8 Sunshyndrmr

    look how big his head appears to be

  9. 9 mikey

    -As my former neighbor in Tennessee was fond of saying, “The things you see when you don’t have your gun….”

  10. 10 Jordan

    Maybe Benicio Del torro and…I don’t know I am blocked by his middrift!

  11. 11 Wiggity

    Is it Donny and Marie?

  12. 12 Kate

    It looks like Brad Pitt, circa Interview with a Vampire, or Benicio Del Toro…. with Winona Ryder or J Lo??

  13. 13 Punky

    For the love of God, I hope he doesn’t bend over in those shorts! Wiggity - I thought Donny and Marie too.

  14. 14 UncleBoogie

    How bouit Marlon brando and an island girl from Mutiny on the Bounty.

  15. 15 Jenn

    UncleBoogie - I’ll go with you on that one!

  16. 16 Buckeye Bob

    I thought Donny and Marie also but did anyone notice the guy looks just like Clint Howard, Ron’s brother

  17. 17 rosie too

    Maybe Vivien Leigh and Laurence Olivier? Although have to agree that it really looks like Benicio Del Toro. With a back-in-the-day, healthier Amy Winehouse.

  18. 18 Tammy

    I was thinking Gone With the Wind…

  19. 19 uoykcuf

    this one’s easy dickheads, it’s Marlon Brando, but it’s “Last Tango in Paris”‘ BOOYA!

  20. 20 Buckeye Bob

    Must be uoykcuf in the photo wearing the shirt.

  21. 21 Jordon

    uoykuf, how long did take you to get in those cut offs!

  22. 22 champagne

    claire danes and leo dicaprio in baz luhrman’s romeo and juliet, bitches.

  23. 23 jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw

    I’m on board with BuckeyeBob, but with a twist. It looks like Clint Howard and Peter Weller got together to make a fun baby.

  24. 24 mlm

    I’m with Champagne….

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