Rumors abound that Pamela Anderson, who has aged like 15 years in the past 6 months alone, is dating MICHAEL JACKSON. What in the hell?
I mean, there’s the matter of him not having sex with women. We know this. And she seems to enjoy relations of a sexual nature quite a bit, based on the video evidence that the entire world has seen. So there’s that hurdle. Also, she is a PETAphile, which, even though it’s just two letters off, is quite different from the category he falls into. Plus, he looks like a younger woman than she does.
I just see a lot of strikes against them, is all.
Does this mean she’ll give birth to a lump of Silly Putty 9 months from now?
Eh, I got nothing.
What happened to the guy from Dubai or Saudi or whatever Middle-Eastern kingdom? Although he just wanted her as a notch on his belt — no way any man from that part of the world would marry her.
Dating? As in Liza and David Gest style dating? Maybe they’re trying to work out a deal to buy their own personal plastic surgeon. Now that personal jets are sooo last year.
Can’t be the money…as he now has none. This just makes me think ewwwwwwwwww!!
She loves animals. The man has llamas in his bedroom. Enough said.
I doubt she’s really seeing him; according the article at the link below, he can barely move or talk — but he’s still the megalomaniac:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1050082/As-turns-50-Michael-Jackson-really-look-like.html
Daisy, you killed me! I just had to blow my nose to get rid of the excess soda that didn’t make its way out when I read your post.
Note to self: No beverages while reading the MockDock.
She would break him in 2. I highly doubt “dating” is the correct term for what they’re doing, if anything.
they are probably having a giant mary kay party