Best. Outfit. Ever.

I don’t know who this is, and it doesn’t matter anyway because LOOK AT HER OUTFIT.

Where do you suppose one purchases an outfit of this kind?  Because I think it could make a really lovely mother’s day gift, and I like to plan ahead.

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27 Responses to “Best. Outfit. Ever.”


  1. 1 Hatchetwoman

    Ohhhh, iccccck! Is that five o’clock SHADOW!? On her pubes!?!?!?

  2. 2 rosie too

    I’d try Dress Barn.

  3. 3 angry_broad

    I, for one, am glad she chose a white eyepatch to put over her lady-bits. It really brings the whole outfit together.

  4. 4 Mrs. F

    I would have liked to see the back of this get-up as well.

    You know, because curiosity killed the cat. Not cause I WANT to see, but more need to see.

  5. 5 Buckeye Bob

    I wonder what the back looks like?

  6. 6 Tammy

    Oh. My. Goodness. Yes, the back would be…interesting.

  7. 7 wordwych

    I’m. Just. Speechless.

  8. 8 Seth

    Where is she anyway? What type of venue allows one to even consider dressing like that? I’m afraid only one word can describe that outfit. And that word is “classy.”

  9. 9 Just Me

    Why do women do this to themselves? I just don’t get it.

  10. 10 mikey

    Freak-Nasty, Girlfriend……..

  11. 11 Christine

    I hope she doesn’t step wrong and get a wedgie. Vuvular slips are so embarassing.

  12. 12 burgher

    I’m sure it’s not…but she looks an awful lot like Toni Braxton. We could start a rumor with this pic.

  13. 13 Megan

    Maybe she was “hired” for a party, but showed up to a different crowd than she was expecting? And is calling her “boss” to come pick her up?

    And I love how her right boob is starting to slide out of the little eyepatch…

  14. 14 KittyThePooka

    She is discussing with the person on the phone what a good idea her outfit was.

  15. 15 The Anonymizer 3000

    Dude, that’s my mom.

  16. 16 angry_broad

    Okay people, quit laughing. White clothing is pure and virginal. No matter what. In fact, I’ll be wearing this to my vow renewal in a few years.

  17. 17 Buckeye Bob

    OK what’s going on? angry_Broad mentioned the outfit being white but I’m looking at a blue outfit. Which is it?

  18. 18 Jenn

    It does look like Toni Braxton…

  19. 19 Amy

    I am pretty sure that is Toni Braxton. At least that is who it looks like.

  20. 20 Mockarena

    It’s white, buckeye bob. Your screen is wack. :)
    I don’t think it’s Toni Braxton for real. I think it looks a lot like her, but she seems a) classier than this and b) less hipular.

  21. 21 Megan

    http://willsss.blogspot.com/2007/08/toni-braxtons-sister-tamarwtf.html

    That website says that it’s actually Tamar Braxton, Toni’s sister. They have even more pictures of her in this outfit.

  22. 22 sbarros

    She could definitely use a bikini wax. Damn girl, whoever sold that outfit to ya should be shot.

  23. 23 amanda

    I think she chose white because it is so slimming for her hipular area. There’s nothing like accentuating those saddle bags with some white spandex.

  24. 24 Punky

    Like my dad alway says when a woman wears white pants - If she bent over, we could show movies on her ass!

  25. 25 mseunice

    I think maybe the crotch was eaten out by some nasty undiagnosed infection.

  26. 26 Anonymous

    I’m with Bob. It’s a very pale blue. The shirts in the upper left and the shoes by her claw-like right hand are white.

  27. 27 anon69

    agreed a demure baby blue…

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