…if this was like, THE new Hollywood couple? I can’t tell you how much I would love that. But alas, I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. Omarosa would be like a preying mantis with Verne Troyer. She’d kill him either during or immediately after they had relations of a sexual nature. Or Verne would kill himself after realizing that he just had relations of a sexual nature with one of the biggest beasts on the planet.
Look at her mouth. If she opened her mouth all the way, she could fit his entire head into it.
When will that woman go away?
Actually, his mouth is kinda big too, in comparison to his head.
Don’t you kind of get the sense that he’s pleading “Help me!” without moving his lips?
She could give birth to a child bigger than Vern.
She watched his sex film and now she wants a little luvin.
Pun intended
His smile is definitely a bit of a Help signal, wordwych!
Notice how they both have the I-don’t-want-to-be-here look? I do think that Verne’s “Baby Sean John” shirt is adorable, though.