…because I am here to say, unequivocally and without any hesitation whatsoever, that this is a landbeast.
Daisy’s adorable husband sent this to her this morning, and she sent it to me, and it could quite possibly be my favorite landbeast ever. And you know why? Because look at all the effort being made here. She’s working out, she’s made-up, she’s wearing accessories…all of that is awesome.
But again, I ask you. WHAT IS IT that compels women of this size and shape to wear figure-accentuating clothing? Not that you can actually classify this as clothing. I would sooner classify this as more of just a really unfortunate piece of fabric stretched to breaking point. I would also not be surprised if this photo was used in leopard weight management classes, whereby the instructor leopard shows it to the other leopards and says, “See, you guys? This is what’s going to happen to you if you don’t run after those antelope every day.”
Leopard print is so slimming, how could she pass it up?
Actually who in their right mind would MAKE something like this and moreover who would make it in that size???
Landbeast is my new favorite word! It makes me giggle. I can hear her outfit screaming HELP ME!! Whoever took the picture was quite the daredevil - they could have lost an eye if the fabric let go!!!
For the record, I’m a recovering landbeast. Funny is funny, and if you can’t laugh at yourself, what fun are you to live with?
Know why I like this picture? Because this woman is not sitting around being a sloppy mess, she’s actively trying to reduce her landbeastiocity. That automatically makes her better than every other landbeast previously posted.
I agree, Kitty. Although she doesn’t exactly seem to be breaking into a sweat, she is upright and attempting movement.
Dude, that’s my mom.
Notice the amount of weight she is actually lifting. Her arms are heavy enough to offset the weight of the plate. Just resting them on the bar is enough to lift it.
Kitty, you made me laugh (reduce her landbeastiocity)! I would hate to see the camel toe of that outfit.
It looks like her toenails are painted. Betcha’ she didn’t do them herself!
My husband and I have added “landbeast” to our vocabulary. Except, we can’t say it in public! And when you try to speak in code and abbreviate it by using “LB”, well, that also stands for “pound”, so you can see what a quandry this is.
She looks like an amoeba.
I don’t know what to say. On the one hand, at least she’s moving and seems to be trying to exercise; on the other, WHO let her out of the house with that outfit?
jimmysmits: she DOES look like an amoeba! LOLOLOL
What I really want to know is how in God’s name she got that outfit ON! Seriously, I’m sure the effort of getting that on was way more of a workout then she’s getting in this photo!
It would take a lot of guts to get into this outfit and actually GO somewhere in public AND let someone take a picture of you! Whoa!
RUN!!! Leopard RUN!!!
(insert Forest Gump motto). That’s what I bet the leopard weight management classes are saying. (That part really cracked me up)
I can’t tell if the expression on her face is one of exertion from the machine or of hunger for the machine.
Amoeba - good one! Anonymizer, how many mom’s do you have :)???
I give her props for working out! Go leopard print beast, go!
This is the epitome of a land beast!!!
Is this for real or is this a page out of one of those LandBeast Calendars? Do you know what Im talking about?!
This is a Landbeast wearing another landbeast.
Thanks for that. I am at working, leaving a message for a client and I had to hang up after seeing this!! HAHAHA How does one manuver into that?! I wonder what that leotard looks like..empty…I mean without her in it. I bet you could camp in it.